Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #810
Jolly Roger H3
Swamp - Thumper's

T
hank Gispert Its Friday Hash
Friday, August 17th, 2012
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Hare Blessings
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Two of our favorite Harriettes are at it again!
This time it’s not just Classy,
It’s F*cking Classy!

So break out your Sunday’s best
And try not to look like the rest.
For its high heels and fishnets
And maybe a little vest

Some will have rings
And others some bling.

For it’s time to raise your vessels
with your pinkies Stretched out and

Repeat after Me;

Coppus no Catchus,
Doggus no Biteus,
Holeus no Hurtus,
Coitus no Interuptus.
In the name of the Flour!
The Fun!
And The Holy Run!
ON-OUT!

Shitty Name

Standard Blessing was not used


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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner
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Thumper Humper & Swamp Nipples were the hares, Cougar Whisperer was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and Dabadoo won the Brainless Award.

Dab



Hash Trash

Lofty libations and lavish livery lead by lynx-like lagomorphs lightly laying lines live leading largely to lavish locations.

That pretty much sums up last night.

Thanks to Thumper Humper and Swamp Nipples for a mustache filled live trail. Dab won brainless for locking the keys in the beer van. I witnessed the most uncomfortably polite blow job by Just Matt (I warned him). HPV ran away from a terrifying horrific menacing snarling duck. Cougar Whisper ran his last trail. There was a classy beer tasting the highlight of which was the Natty Ice.

On- Yay!!! I finally remember who was In Da Linda last night. It was...-On,

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #810
Swamp - Thumper's

 Thank Gispert Its Friday Hash

Where: Meet south parking lot of the strip mall located at 11202 W Hillsborough Ave, Tampa, FL 336345. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/re3Rz

Theme: F*cking Classy Hash: The hash's take on classy. Tutus, red dresses, kilts, button-down shirts with sleeves torn off...show up in your definition of "F*ing classy."

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Take the Veteran's Expressway/FL 589 northbound for about 4 miles to Exit 8. Go left/west on Hillsborough for 4.2 miles and find the strip mall on the left. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/03GD5.

Trail: This will be a 3+ mile dog and stroller friendly, "live" hare trail with 1 beer stop and beer tasting at the end of trail. The shiggy level will be a 1.5 on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the highest.

Hares: Thumper Humper & Swamp Nipples will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $7 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers. The additional dollar for drinkers is to help offset the cost of the F*cking Classy Beer Tasting event at the end of trail.

On-After: The on after will be at Cody's Original Roadhouse, located in the same strip mall as the start.

Phone Number: For more information or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.



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