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Standard Blessing?
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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner
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Shitty Name and Access All Areas were the hares,
Stinky Chanel was the FRB, Inda Linda was the FBI
and the hares won the
Brainless Award.
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Hash Trash
I thought it was going to be a normal
Saturday afternoon. I (Super Prude) was printing the last of my
anti-masturbation pamphlets to pass out at the local middle school when I
received a disturbing distress call. It looked like Captain Cock Block was
gonna need back up for an escalating situation in South Tampa. I jumped in
the Corolla of Chastity and zoomed right under the speed limit towards the
destination.
The scene was a horrible mess when I arrived.
Captain Condom, Super Freak, and The Flaming HPV were joining forces to
invade the Jolly Roger H3. The Jolly Roger H3 was depraved enough on their
own but it was formerly off limits to me because my previous disciple, Inda
Linda. was banished there to a life of debauchery for admitting to liking
hugs. That whore.
Super Freak had turned the hares Shitty Name and Access All Areas in to
villains! Captain Condom turned Liquor in the Front Poker in the Eye into a
super sexy batgirl. Pen was wearing a ladies t-shirt. The Flaming HPV was
trying to infect Super Urine.
It was chaos. There were 5 pitchers to finish at the hash note location in
the beginning. Runners and walkers were lost. True trail was going
backwards. At least at the end of the trail the villains were caught by
Stinky Chanel and Just Javier.
The other villains ran amuck. Porn was being given away! Same sex blow jobs
were being done! Virginities were being taken! Packages were actually
penises! The kryptonite on trail was spiked with alcohol! Thumper Hunter was
hungry like the wolf for justice but was thirsty like a fish for beer!
Rectal Roomate was naked!
It proved to be too much for Captain Cock Block he ran screaming and fussing
to his mommy and daddy. I was not swayed and drew energy from my promise
ring of power to administer harsh scowling, extended frowning, and violent
finger wags, but it was too late. The hashers were too far gone. They were
drunk, flirty, and dare I say it......touchy-feely. I lost this battle but I
vow I won't lose this war. I will rise. In a few days the Republicans are
coming and together we will remove anything remotely sexual or fun for the
goodness and purity of all mankind.
On- Remember that looking leads to smiling, smiling leads to hugging,
hugging leads to kissing, kissing leads to rubbing, rubbing leads to
removing clothes, removing clothes leads to fooling around, fooling around
leads to sex, and sex leads to Hell.-On,
Super Prude
P.S.
Super Freak was On Ahead
Captain Condom was Hanibal Leopard
Flaming HPV was just regular HPV
Captain Cock Block was Goat Sex (Kaz)
Thumper Hunter was Thumper Humper
Super Prude was Inda Linda
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
Trail #812
Superhero Hash
Saturday, August 25th, 2012
Theme:
Come dressed as your favorite superhero, or make one up!Where: Meet in the big open field just south of Big Mo's Sports Bar & Grill, located at 6231 S Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33611. For a map, go to
http://goo.gl/maps/hWJz.Directions:
From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in central Tampa, go south on Dale Mabry for 5.3 and find the big open field, just south of Big Mo's on the right. Its 1.2 miles south of W Gandy Blvd, but before Interbay Blvd. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/7zju.Trail:
This will be a 4-5 mile, "live" hare trail, with at least one beer stop and maybe a shot stop. The shiggy level will be 1.69, on 1-5 scale, with 5 being the highest.Hares: Shitty Name, & Access All Areas will
be the hares.Hash Raffle: Its a Saturday hash, so YES, there will be a hash raffle. Bring your stuff to donate. One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After:
The on after will be at Big Mo's back at the start.Phone Number:
For more information or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.Receding Hareline:
Click here to view it.
