Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #817
Just Liz (Hayes)'s
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Hare Blessings
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So another trail
Dab couldn't be there
So Rectal is taking the load
Ship is a hoping to get a lay
While pre-laying With Just Liz
(or something like that??)

Repeat after me:

Standard Blessing

Rectal Room Mate


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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner
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Ship Wrecktum & Just Liz(Hayes) were the hares, Rectal was the FRB, JustJeanne(Cusso) was the FBI and Ship won the Brainless Award.

Dab



Hash Trash

Was a calm Wednesday night for a hash,
Then with a call from Dabado,
Rectal flew in action.
Without a clipboard, chalk bucket, or chain.

He RA'ed that trail much to Ship's dismay
"I'm Rectal Roommate, I'm Rectal Roommate"
Ship cried, only to have a new song coined for on him.

'Shipp the retard, was 6'3" and had a bucket head'
So without the handy skull for the brainless award,
Shipp received a bucket in its place.

Shipp and his virgin lay Just Liz,
Claim they showed up late for their trail because they got lost,
But why really the reason they called a "Pre-lay'!

As the pack so happily awaited Just Jeanne's arrival at each check,
Just Alex was oh so happy to bare on command,
Earning you a new name! There are the tits you're looking for!

After the watered and they fled looking for food,
The Trash hasher decided to bless the on after and Tampa
With a true Trash tradition, a log was left on the floor with still
One foot to go! (Glad I don't there!)

But as always, it goes to say, it was just another shitty trail!

Rectal Room Mate

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #818
Just Liz's Virgin Lay
Wednesday,
September 12th, 2012

Where: Meet in the Sweetbay parking lot, located at 4535 Gunn Hwy, Tampa, FL 33624. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/MCOAj.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 and I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Go north on the Veterans Expressway/FL 589 for 6.3 miles to Exit 6B, on the left to Anderson Rd. Go left on Anderson Rd for .5 miles. Go right on Linebaugh for 1.5 miles. Go left on Mullis City Way for .4 miles. Go left on Gunn Hwy for .4 miles and find the Sweetbay on the right. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/C6cQd.

Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile, pre-set, "dead hare" trail with a shiggy level of TBD on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the highest.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Hare: Just Liz (Hayes) and Ship Wrecktum will be the hares.

On After:  The on after will be at the Dubliner, located at 12836 Henderson Rd. To get there from the starting location, go left on Gunn for 2.2 miles, left on Henerson and find the Dubliner on the immediate right. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/fzadp.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.



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