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Hare Blessings
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With so much sex in the air, its a good bet,
That P-That and Inda are going to duet.

If you rock out
With your cock out

And your lute
needs a toot.

I hear they both play a mean skin flute.

Repeat after me:

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Sex-us no Stop-us
Drug-us no Drop-us
And Rock-us and Roll-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

Hares Away!

Standard JRH3 blessing?

F*ckle Up

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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Coming soon?

Dab

Expanded Hash Trash

The Wall

When P-Thag and I were scouting trail we were looking for a way to connect trail from a Waters subdivision to Himes. According to the map it looked like we had a direct route but when we further investigated there was one obstacle: a wall. This wall was over 6 feet and nestled right in front of a couple of town homes.

P-thag attempts to clear it....and...success!

Now my turn. In order to clear a 6ft concrete wall you must hook your hands over the other side, jump enough to rest your forearms on the top, use your feet to kick off the wall to give you leverage to keep pushing yourself up, and lastly take a leg and put on the top of the wall to bring the rest of your body over. Easy enough right? I jump but only get 3 inches off the ground and my hands slip. Try it again but my hands slip again. P-Thag decides to boost me by hooking his hands together and having me step on them. I can't seem to get leverage.

P-Thag then says "I can carry you up and you will make it over. You can do this!". Without giving me time to react he wraps his arms around my thighs and digs his shoulder into my butt to lift me up. I was starting to get some leverage then all of a sudden a pick up truck came from around the corner and stopped his truck looking like he was watching us try to clear the wall in this deed restricted community. My body relaxes in panic and like a child not wanting to be picked up all my weight comes down on P-Thag.

I never made it over the wall. P-Thag said I would regret it and he was right. I vow right here, right now December 7 of 2013 I will hop over that wall with no assistance. I will make that wall my bitch.

As for the trail itself.... Just Natalie aka Amy Winehands chugged the "coconut water" at the shot stop only to shortly realize it was vodka.

Publicker got hashers lost when he decided to pee in the area over the BVC mark.

HPV replaced Dab by getting hashers lost with the map.

B&B was a glam rocker.
Just Natalie was Amy Winehouse.
Dick Fibrillator and Just Maria were a trop rock couple.
Just Amanda was some sort of 80's workout rocker and When Fairy Met Sally was some sort of British Brett Michaels rejected look a-like.
F*ckle Up was a Beatles drummer using women's cleavage as his drums.

On- I specifically asked for 23 and a HALF peanuts-On,


Inda Linda
 

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #840
Rock Star Hash
Friday, December 7th, 2012
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Directions: From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in central Tampa, go north on Dale Mabry for 4.8 miles, left or west on Waters for .4 miles and find Good Time Charlie's on the left. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/rGCPz.

Trail: This will be a 3-4 mile, pre-set, dead hare trail, with 1 beer stop, 1 shot stop and a shiggy level of 2.5 on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest. The walkers will get a work around. Otherwise parts of trail are not stroller or dog friendly

Hares: P-Thag & Inda Linda will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be the Good Time Charlie's, where they will have karaoke.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

Printable Copy: Click here for a black & white printable copy of this info.