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Ladies and
Gentlemen, Boys and Girls,
Hashers of all ages,
Jolly Roger Hash House Harriers
Proudly Presents
The Entertainment Smackdown of a Lifetime!
In the White corner representing
All that is good & The Holy Trinity,
The Reverend Spreadcheeks!
And in the Black corner representing
The Minister of Sin, The Master of Destruction
The Dark Lord… No Tits 4 U!
Hares, come to the center and touch gloves,
Assume the position!
Bless these Hares,
Bless this Trail,
Cardinals no Catches,
Winus no Spillus,
Breadus no Breakus,
Sins no Distractus,
In the Name of the Flour,
The Fun,
And the Holy Run!
“On-Out!”
Shitty Name
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner
(Basic Hash Trash)
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No Tits 4 U & Spread Cheeks were the hares, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, Just Kendall was her FBI and No Tits 4 U won the Brainless Award.
Dab
Hash Trash (Expanded Hash Trash or map of trail)
Trail Directions & Info
What:
In the Spirit of a virgin lay, inspired by the original virgin lay
over 2,000 years ago, there will be multiple miracles on trail (or
anomalies that can be explained by simple hashing science), with
various forms of Jesus Juice (or distilled organic compounds in which
a hydroxyl group is bound to a carbon atom, which in turn is bound to
other hydrogen and/or carbon atoms, and then diluted by various
proportions of chemical compounds that contain oxygen, hydrogen, and
carbon atoms to form monosaccharide sugars of varying chain lengths)
that is sure to allow the Holy Spirit to descend upon you (or raise
your blood-alcohol content level to the point of impairment of physical
and mental faculties and possible hallucinations).
Where: Meet in the parking lot behind Good Time Charlie’s Pub, which is
located at 4030 W Waters Ave, Tampa, FL 33614. Good Time Charlie’s Pub is in a
strip plaza on the south side of Waters Ave., 0.4 miles west of N. Dale Mabry
Hwy. For a map, go to
http://goo.gl/maps/2ZoSp.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.
Directions: From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in central Tampa, go north on Dale
Mabry for 4.8 miles to Waters Ave. Go left on Waters for 0.4 miles and find Good
Time Charlies on the left. For a map, go to
http://goo.gl/maps/9FPFF.
Trail: This will be a preset “dead (but resurrected) hare” 3+ mile trail
with 1 beer stop, multiple shot stops, and a shiggy level of 1.69, (on
a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest).
Hares: No Tits 4 U (the Atheist) and Spreadcheeks (the Catholic) will be
the hares.
Donations: Suggest $7 for drinkers (e.g., Atheists and Catholics) and $3
for non-drinkers (i.e., Agnostics).
On After: The on after will be at Good Time Charlie’s Pub, back at the
start. Just like Christmas should be seven days a week, it’s Karaoke night every
night at Good Time Charlie’s, and so be sure to rest your larynx and practice
your secular moves in front of a full-length mirror. If you’re nervous about
performing by yourself, don’t be, as Jesus (or maybe a hasher) will be right
there with you.
RSVP: This is an R.S.V.P. event. Those who R.S.V.P. by 11:59 p.m. on
Thursday, August 15, 2013 A.D. will receive a personalized toe tag (or gold,
frankincense, and myrrh). Because at least one of the hares is partial to
latecomers, those who R.S.V.P. early enough on Friday still might receive a
personalized toe tag. Send your RSVPs to
mrjacklo@yahoo.com.
Who's Coming: Click
here to see who's says they're coming so far.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our
mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click
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view it.
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