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Jolly Roger H3,  Trail #985
Thumper's & Dog's White Dress Run
Sunday, March 9th, 2014
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Hash Wedding
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Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hollowed be wedding vows
And getting laid
Tails will be run, or walked
And you can be the hare

Give unto hashers their week-long cruises
And forgive those who snake our Harriett's
And lead us not into pregnancies

Deliver us to the on on-in
The beer will be cold
Forever and ever

Beer men

Song

Why were the born so beautiful....

Hashy Advice

There are all kinds of difficulties you can have in married life, but you always want to avoid urine trouble.

There are a few spots to stay out of, but you as a couple should always get inda linda.

Dog, you had better make sure its Thumper if you do a head plant vagina.

The Sochi Winger Olympics are over, but Thumper you still practice blowing for gold in 2018.

Both of you should wait until you are at least 60 years old before you become diaper dashers.

When visiting the circus, remember that its better to be a bareback flyer than a gay rodeo clown - unless your into that, Dog.

Thumper, one very important rule to remember - access all areas.

Dog, If you do access all areas, please don't forget to use a little dab a doo.

If money gets a little tight for you and you need to take in a border, try to make sure you don't get a rectal room mate - again, unless you're into that.

Rainy Sunday mornings are always a good time for a couple to get into a bed & bucfest.

One of the things Dog F*cker should never be heard saying is My Dick Smells Baaaad.

Thumper, when you are out shopping, be sure to purchase kitty litter, don't bring home a kitty litter.


The Wedding Vows, Dog;

 State you name & who mad you come.

Do you take this woman? Well do you?

Do you take her in any position she wants?

Do you take between the second and third beer stops?

Do you take her in the ladies room of the on after?

Do you take her bitch or not?

Did you take her in the Tampa man van?

In puking or good health, 'til you can't do trails anymore?

Song

Love me tender, love me sweet, wrap your lips around my meat....

The Wedding Vows, Dog;

State your name & who made you cum?

Do you take this man? Well do you?

Do you take him to be your marital arts crash-test dummy?

Do you take him with your thighs every Wednesday?

Do you take him between your titties with little astroglide?

Do you take him in Channelside after midnight?

In puking or good health 'til you can't do trails anymore?

Song

You can hold it in your mouth Mrs Murphy....


Dog & Thumper

Everyone should have a charged vessel, please.

Are there rings?

Do they vibrate?

For the white dress couple, repeat after me.

With this beer I thee wed.

Song

You're stupid, you're stupid....

Announcement

Bless this hasher

Bless this Harriett

Bless these newlyweds

By the power invested in me s the OLDEST Religious Advisor,

I now pronounce you hasher husband and hasher wife!


Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Thumper & Dog were the hares, Xena was the FRB, ??? the FBI, and the hares won the Brainless Award.

Dab

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Trail Directions & Info

Thumper's & Dog's White Dress Run
Sunday, March 9th, 2014

Theme: For those who have not hashed before, but are invited, a white dress run is the way hashers celebrate getting married. It is not required, but almost everyone in attendance will be dressed in white (usually dresses regardless of gender). It is not a race. You do not need to be an experienced runner or an experienced walker for that matter. Just come celebrate and have fun! There will be beer, bottled water, snacks, and maybe cake. A commemorative patch will be available at a later date.

Where: The starting location has changed slightly. Meet in the rear parking lot of the office building to the right of the Crowne Plaza Tampa-Westshore (Hotel), located at 5301 W Kennedy Blvd, Tampa, FL 33609,https://goo.gl/maps/GqtuA. However, there. Park in the parking lot by Dick's Sporting Goods (old H&M), located in the SW corner of Westshore Plaza, 250 Westshore Plaza, Tampa, FL 33609, https://goo.gl/maps/NBLRg, about 0.3 miles east of the starting location.

Directions: To get there from I-4 and I-275, go south on I-275 for 4.4 miles to Exit 40A. Go left on Westshore for 0.4 miles. Go right on Kennedy for 0.3 mile. Go right into the Westshore Plaza parking lot where Kennedy makes a sharp turn to the left/west and find the parking area by Dick's Sporting Goods, https://goo.gl/maps/wUTvd. Then cross over Memorial Hwy/Kenney, on foot, just north of where Kennedy makes a sharp left turn. Parallel Kenney westward for 0.3 miles and find the office building on the right, next to the Crowne Plaza Hotel, https://goo.gl/maps/ZOFIO.

When: Meet at 3 PM for happy hour and at 4 PM for the white dress run.

Trail: This will be a 3± mile semi-live hare trail, with a short cut for walkers, 1 beverage stop along the way, and a shiggy level of 1, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest.

Donations: Suggest $7 for beer drinkers and $3 for non-beer drinkers.

Hares: Thumper & Dog will be the hares and the wedding couple.

On After: The on after will be at Whiskey Joes, located at 7720 W Courtney Campbell Cswy, Tampa, FL 33607 https://goo.gl/maps/QNl4i. To get there from the parking area at the Westshore Plaza, go right onto Kennedy/Memorial Hwy/FL60 for 0.4 miles to Exit 2A. Continue on Exit 21 to stay on FL-60 and to get onto the Courtney Campbell Cswy for 1.5 miles and find Whiskey Joes on the left, https://goo.gl/maps/Cs8WO.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

 

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