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Roger H3, Trail #995 |
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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner
(Basic Hash Trash)
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Rectal Room Mate & Sloppy Reg Wings were the hares, Monkey See Monkey Poo was the FRB,
Access All Areas was the FBI and Spread Cheeks won the Brainless Award.
Dab
Hash Trash (Expanded Hash Trash or map of trail)
This was 4 + mile trail
with a shiggy level of 2 with a shot stop and 2 beer stops (3 stops total) along
the way.
Rectal came invented a new hash mark. Its called a lady's check count back.
Rectal said he wasn't going to tell the pack how many marks to count back until
he saw some boobs. So, pulled up some boobs on my smart phone and showed him
some.
Will Sing 4 Head was awarded his 325 Run headband/bandana.
Previous JRH3 hashers Dick Rash & Public Transportation were gone too long. Dick
Rash is just visiting from out-of-town but Public Transportation wants to move
back into town and is looking for a job and a room mate.
We welcomed Virgin Angel (M) from Plant City to the hash.
Dab
Trail Directions & Info
Theme: Come dressed like a redneck! Wear a NASCAR shirt, bib overalls, have missing teeth, etc. Just GIT-ER-DONE and come on out!
Why:
Reasons you MIGHT be a redneck & need to come to Rectal’s
Riverview Redneck Trail.
Where: Meet behind the Sun Trust Bank, located at
11721 Boyette Rd, in Riverview, FL 33569 (same place as last 2 years), https://goo.gl/maps/8xuN3.When: Meet at 2 PM, on trail at 3 PMish.
Directions:
From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go east on I-4 E for 0.7 miles to Exit 1. Take the "left" exit and merge onto Selmon Expressway for about 7.5 miles to Exit 15A. Go south on I-75 for 5.4 miles to Exit 250. Go left on Gibsonton/Boyett Rd for 4.5 miles and find the Sun Trust Bank on the right at McMullen Booth Rd. https://goo.gl/maps/dbBFa.Trail:
This will be a 4-5 mile trail with 1-2 beer stops and shiggy level of 3, on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest.Hares: Rectal Room Mate and Sloppy Red Wings will be the
Donations: $7 for JRH3 beer drinkers and $4 for JRH3 non-beer drinkers, or, $6 for TBH3 beer drinkers and $3 for TBH3 non-beer drinkers not interested in this trail counting for JRH3 awards (headbands, hare tags, etc).
Redneck Raffle: Yes, there will be a raffle! Bring your stuff to donate. One redneck's trash is another redneck's treasure.On After: The on after will be at the Beer Shed, located at 11222 Casa Loma Dr, Riverview, FL 33569
, https://goo.gl/maps/aFZ1h, where they will have food, karaoke, and of course, cheep beer. BRING CASH! They don't take credit cards, but they do have and ATM, for a charge. This is an awesome redneck bar, with outside seating right on the Alafia River. You definitely will want to attend this on after. To get there from the staring location, go left on McMullen Booth Rd for .8 miles, left on McMullen Booth Loop Rd for .8 miles, right on Del Rio Rd/Casa Loma Dr for .1 miles and find the Beer Shed on the right, https://goo.gl/maps/Cf4ci. Phone Numbers: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855, for Dab, or 313-657-2142, for Rectal.JRH3 Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.
TBH3 Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.