Jolly Roger H3, Trail #996 Doggie - Rectal Trail Wednesday, April 16th, 2014 Home Archives ← 997     994 →

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Standard Blessing with Poem

Spicy Dick Slapper

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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It was a windy and chilly Wednesday night for hashing that brought out 23 hashers and 4 dogs. Access All Areas, Lock Jaws and Will Sing 4 Head brought their dogs. Click here to see who else was in attendance.

Dog F*cker and Rectal Room Mate were the "live hares". Rectal filled in as Dog F*cker's co-as since Diaper Dasher was a no show. Hope nothing happened to him. This was about a 4 mile trail with one beer stop and a shiggy level of 2. This was and outstanding trail,... for a Saturday! However this was a Wednesday night and a bit too long for a weeknight. As a result at least 4 people left before circle at the end started and it was well after 10 before circle ended, which pretty much nixed the on after. On the other hand, there was only one thumbs down during trail trial, and thae was I, pointing out the aforementioned above. Hey maybe its just me? Overall it really was an outstanding trail even if it was a bit long for a weeknight.

Nobody would fess up to being the FRB since a few of the pack members circumvented trail and went directly back to the start after the beer stop beating the hares to the on in. We suspect it was either Sloppy Red Wings, Kitty Litter or Ranger Ralph. Hashers have been shying away from admitting to being FRB recently due to the newly replaced FRB chain that is much heavier than the previous one. Instead, Rectal (one of the hares) suggested HPV, who actually purchased the new FRB chain, be awarded the chain and drink for it along with Virgin Anglica(B) who won the FBI award.

We had 2 virgins and 3 out-of-town visitors with us on trail. Cockeyed, who brought Virgin Angelica(B) and Virgin Fabio(s) ran for FREE for bringing 2 virgins to the same hash (this is a long standing deal offered to any hasher who brings 2 or more virgins to a hash with them). Just Amanda (V) & Family Friendly F*ck from the SoPiH3 (North Carolina) and Han Shat First from Orlando were the out-of-town visitors.

This was a big night for awards! Finger Licking Balls & Public Transportation were recognized for achieving their 10th JRH3 trails and were awarded the appropriate bandana headbands.  And, Cockeyed was awarded for his 25th and Dog F*cker got his 69th.

Finger Licking Balls won the Brainless Award for whining about a misguided swat on the twat while on trail that was intended for her derriere. On woops!

Special thanks goes out to Spicy Dick Slapper for RAing, Willy Wanker for filing in for OnSec for Rectal, who was filling in for Diaper Dasher as co-hare (It should be noted that this was Rectal's 3rd time haring in the a row between the TBH3 and the JRH3 since last Saturday, April 12th). Thanks Rectal! And finally, thanks to Urine Trouble for acting as Beer Angel.

The next Jolly Roger Hash will be on Sat, Apr 19th when U-Drive and Spread Cheeks will be setting an Easter Egg Hunt Trail in downtown St Pete where Ranger Ralph will be the RA and Urine Trouble will be the OnSec. The St Pete H3 has also been invited to the hash and several of them said they would be there. So, it will be more like a St Pete H3 pirate invasion/joint event. Hope we get a good crowd to show the younger hash how we do things. And, Whiney Bitch will be returning to Tampa for this hash after retiring from the Army. GRC will be picking him up from the airport tomorrow evening on her way home from work. So, come on out for a great big welcome back and congratulations on the your retirement to Whiney Bitch. The on after will be at Ferg's where we will have a private section set aside for us to watch the Rays play the Yankees at 7 PM.

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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3, Trail #996
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Doggie Rectal Trail
Wednesday, April 16th, 2014

Where: Meet in the parking lot of Six Ten Brewing, located at 7052 Benjamin Rd, Tampa, FL 33634, https://goo.gl/maps/1CuHJ.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, chalk talk at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Take the Veterans Expressway/FL 589 for 3.4 miles to Exit 4. Go right on Hillsborough for 0.2 miles. Go left on Benjamin Rd for 1.3 miles and find Six Ten Brewing on the left, https://goo.gl/maps/sUUE6.

Trail: This will be a 3+ mile "live hare" trail, with 1 stop, and shiggy level of 2, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest.

Hare: DogF*cker and Diaper Dasher will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $7 for beer drinkers and $4 for non-beer drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Hooters, located at 4215 W Hillsborough Ave, Tampa, FL 33614, https://goo.gl/maps/HszSN. To get there from the starting location, go right on Benjamin for 1.3. Then go left on Hillsborough for 1.7 miles and find Hooters on the left, https://goo.gl/maps/x766U.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.