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Hare Blessing
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Diaper has stepped up today
So he can lead the way

With Ladies Checks galore
We always hope there’s more

For his flour pack is on his back
But we know, he’ll never show us any slack

“Repeat After Me!”

Coppus no Catchus
Doggus no Biteus
Coitus no Interuptus

In The Name of The Flour,
The Fun,
And The Holy Run!
“Hare’s Away!”

~~Standard Blessing w/Poem~~

Shitty Name

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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Diaper Dasher & These Are The Tits You're Looking For were the hares, Ranger Ralph was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and visitor Twiggs For Twat won the Brainless Award for stealing child's toy on trail, for not introducing her boyfriend to the hash during cirlcel and other infractions.

Nobody volunteered to set a trail for this hash, so one of our "Spare Hares", DiaperDasher, was asked to lay a trail for us. Diaper accepted the challenge and then invited TheseAreTheTitsYouAreLookingFor to be his co-hare. So, Tits got some hare training out of the deal. Hopefully, "Tits" will lay a trail for us next Wednesday, July 30th, as it is still OPEN at this time (hint, hint). However, Tits says she will be out-of-town until next Monday, so if anybody else feels so inclined, by all means, step forward and volunteer to lay a trail for us next Wednesday. Incidentally, Diaper and Tits laid and outstanding trail. They kept the pack constantly turning with all those checks and count backs. One of the walkers was overheard saying "we had the runners in sight for almost the whole trail". So thanks guys, for an awesome trail (even though they used pink chalk, which is very difficult to see at night, or if it gets wet. See below for Shitty Name's GPS maps of trail.

We had 16 faces show up for trail. Plus, Willy Wanka made a brief appearance at the start and then showed up again at the end for circle. Puppy, who said he over-slept from an after work nap, just showed up for circle at the end. I guess that normal daytime, air conditioned office schedule he recently started is getting to him. So, we had a total of 18 faces that showed up at one point or another. Not bad considering there was Kiss/Def Leppard concert going on at the same time which sucked a few regulars away from this hash.

We had 2 out-of-town visitors attend, TwiggsForTwat, form Destin, FL and OokieCookie, from Charleston, SC. Both said they would be in the area for awhile, so we look forward to seeing them out again.

WhineyBitch drove the beer truck to the beer stop for us and IBe-Smart drove the beer truck to the end. Thanks guys! Although we didn't actually do circle at the end. We did circle back near the start about 1/2 block south of the start where we almost always do circle when we start at the Press Box. We can get away with doing the circle at the start in the Press Box lot, but not the end as we get too noisy and the neighbors have in the past called the po po on us to shut us down.

Accolades also go out to Shitty Name who was the RA and who also provided us with the aforementioned GPS maps of trail. And to Whiney Bitch, who was reactivated as OnSec, to fill in for Willy Wanka, who was actually on the schedule, but decided to go off and hit an internet cafe (I think) and suck down some delightful deserts instead of doing trail. I think she had some on-line school work to do or something. Oh well, at least Willy was at circle at the end and collected chalk for us (none of which was pink, Diaper. Diaper must have brought that from home as I threw all the pink, purple & blue chalk away a few weeks ago). Please only use white, yellow, orange and light green chalk to mark trail. Shitty Name knows why.

Kitty Litter acted as our beer quality control monitor for this hash. He was tasked with evaluating the Bud Light on tap to see if it had gone flat enough to retire (it had seen about 3 hashes already and had been in and out of my freezer at home a few times, and I think it kind of froze once, so I suspected it was about done). After having several helpings of Bud Light and surveying a few opinions of the pack, KL advised me to shut it down. So shut it down I did. I had a brand new fresh keg of Coors Light along that I was waiting to replace it with. This all made Just Ricky (Shitty Name's son who can't drink during the hash because he's a minor) quite happy. I told him he'd have to wait until he got home later that night to drink hash beer, as I was giving his Dad, Shitty Name, the leftover flat Bud Light keg to take home with him. At least it won't go to waste. Sorry, no drinking at the hash for minors. But, we're glad you've been running with us lately Ricky.

Ranger Ralph, who informed me he would be available to RA this coming Saturday, July 26th, brought one of his harem girls out to this hash. It was "Gone Too Long" Just Felicia. It was Felicia's 19th JRH3 trail and she's still not been named yet. Its not how many trails you do, its how frequently you show up. I advised her to show up about 5 times in a row and she'd most likely get named. Just Felicia also acted as FBI and accepted the FBI award during this hash since she was the FBI to the beer stop. The true FBI to the end, Access All Areas, didn't stay for circle (again). Thanks Felicia, for stepping in for the photo.

"Gone Too Long" Just Salena, fresh back from Europe, is getting up there herself with 14 JRH3 trails. Hopefully we will be getting her named soon as well. If she starts showing up on a regular basis that is. Its all about being regular. Wanna get named, click here to see how.

FlyingUnderTheInfluence (FUI) was awarded a 50 Run bandana, although this was actually his 51st trail. He got overlooked last time he attended. FUI actually started hashing with us back in May of 2009, but moved away for a few years and just recently moved back to Tampa and starting racking up trails again. Puppy and Whiney Bitch, who both have hundreds of JRH3 runs, had likewise moved away for a few years and then came back to Tampa to run with us again. Whiney, who recently retired from the Army says he's here to stay. Hopefully Puppy decides to stick around as well, as he's up for retirement soon himself.

That about covers it. I think I mentioned everybody who was there at least once. So its time to say, "all in all it was just another shitty hash!".

The next JRH3 hash will be on Sat, July 26th, when Inda Linda will be haring. For complete info, go to http://jollyrogerh3.com/2014_07_26_Directions.htm. There will also be a Hash Raffle this Saturday.

Oh, and to all you slackers out there, we still need a hare for next Wed, Jul 30th. You know who you are!

Dab

Where: Meet in the left rear parking lot of the Press Box Sports Emporium & Eatery, located at 222 S Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33609, https://goo.gl/maps/90ehn.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on off at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 and Dale Mabry, in central Tampa, go south on Dale Mabry for 0.7 miles and find the Press Box on the left, 2 blocks south Kennedy. For a map, go to https://goo.gl/maps/S6mxE.

Trail: This will be a 3+ mile, trail, with 1 beer stop a shiggy level of 1, on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest.

Hare: Diaper Dasher will be the hare.

Donations: Suggest $7 for beer drinkers and $4 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Press Box, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.