JRH3, Trail #1031
Sat, Sep 20th, 2014
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Today is Saturday
Saturday is a hashing day
Will we find Taxi's trail - No way
He promised us long
He'll be sure its wet
Given the heat today
We might even sweat
Sweating isn't a problem on this day
Water cannons, pistols
An guns are on the way
When w're done,
To Shitz Ahoy's we will drive
On foo and pool parties, we will thrive
Reapeat after me;
Bless this trail
Bless this hare
Cop us no catch us
Rain us no soak us
Dog us no bite us
Gator no swallow us
Wood us no f*ckus
As our BnB Buddy System reminder
Join hands & repeat after me;
If I get hurt
Its my on friggin' fault
Standard Blessing w/Poem
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Taxi was the hare,
Shitz Ahoy & U-Drive planned the event and were the host and hostess for the on
after. Shitz also, drove the beer truck. Sloppy Red
Wings was the FRB, U-Drive was the FBI on a trail that she planned (figure that
one out, eh?) and Rectal Spielunkter won the Brainless
Award for bringing his 2 minor sons. A special thanks goes out to Inda Linda who
acted as Hash Cash, On Sec and Hash Flash and to Kitty Litter who acted as RA.
Hash Trash (Expanded
Hash Trash or map of trail)
See above basic hash trash...
Trail Directions & Info
Theme:Bring your biggest, best super soakers for water gun fights along trail! Please bring water filled plastic gallon & ½ gallon jugs to fill your weapons at the beer and shot stops.
Where:Meet behind the Beef O'Brady's, located at 10920 Cross Creek Blvd, Tampa, FL 33647, https://goo.gl/maps/wNThp. Its in the Cross Creek Commons Plaza. There will be a faucet available nearby to fill your super soakers.
When:Meet at 3 PM, on off at 4 PM.
Directions:To get there from I-275 & I-4 in central Tampa, go north on I-75 for 4.6 miles to Exit 266. Go right on Morris Bridge Rd for 7.2 miles. Go left on left on Cross Creek Blvd and find the Beef O'Brady's on the right, http://goo.gl/maps/6OcE2.
Safety: Try to stay with the pack, or at least one other person for SAFETY SAKE! Nobody should ever do trail alone. If you see somebody behind you that is by themselves, slow down and wait for them. We call this the BnB Buddy System.
Donations: Suggest $20 for beer drinkers ($7 for the hash and/or $13 for the on after), or $14 for non-beer drinkers ($4 for the hash and/or $10 for the on after) to pay for the beer, shots, food and prizes.
Hare: U-Drive, Taxidermiphiliac & Shitz Ahoy will be the hares.
Hash Raffle: Bring stuff to donate if you like, or not. There will be plenty of items in the raffle and you don't need to donate something to get something. One hashers trash is a pirate hasher's treasure!
On After:The on after will be a dog friendly, pool party, sleepover and feast, at Shitz Ahoy and U-Drives home, located at 18237 Collridge Dr, Tampa, FL 33647, https://goo.gl/maps/HElVm. Plus there will be serious races in the pool on inflatable animals (dolphin, alligator, turtle, shark, and a whale) with fun for all! There will be liquor bottle prizes for overall winners! Bring a towel for the pool and an air mattress to plan on spending the night! There is a lot of crash space available! No DUI's please!
On After Food & Beverage: Beer, alcoholic punch, soda, hot dogs, ziti, meatballs, dips and homemade desserts will be included at the on after, supplied by U-Drive. Feel free to bring a salad or dish to show off your culinary talents! A midnight buffet will also be served for those remaining.
On After Directions: To get there from the starting location, go right on Cross Creek Blvd for 2.2 miles to Brookron Dr. Go right on Brookron for 0.4 miles. Take the 2nd right onto San Travaso Dr. Take the 1st left onto Collridge Dr and find 18237 on the right. http://goo.gl/maps/uuKh3.
RSVP: If you have not already RSVP'd you are still welcome to attend, however, suggest you BYOB to the on after and bring a side dish to supplement the the food. Please send an e-mail to email@example.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 with the following info; Please send an e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org, or a text to 813-943-4855 with the following info;
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Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
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