Jolly
Roger H3
Trail
#1118
Hare Blessing
.
Our trail today will be a
pick up hash
So lets send off the first hare, in a dash
We'll give 'em 1 minute to set their trail
They expect to get caught, without fail
Whoever catches them will become the new hare
And we'll give them another minute to make it fair
You can only snare a hare once
More than that and you'd be a dunce
Trail will go on for 30 minutes to an hour
Or until we absolutely runs out of flour
If a hare can get back to this place that we start
This would be best and very smart
If all else fails and an hour has passed
Go back to the start, this is the longest trail should last
Repeat after me;
Bless this hare
Bless trail
Cop us no catch us
Dog us no bite us
In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run
On off!
Beer Prayer
(not used)
Standard Blessing
Standard Blessing With Poem
(not used)
Recited by
No Tits For You
.
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless
Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
.
Dab was the 1st hare and planner for this event. Follow on hares included, Lumberjack Off, Rectal Room Mate, Pink Taco, Puppy, Tow My Nuts and 2 Thighs And A Side. 2 Thighs was the only hare that did not get caught and she also brought the trail back to the start. No Tits For You was the RA, Puppy was the On Sec and Hash Cash and Buffy drove the beer truck (although he never provided the pack with a beer stop because he got hopelessly lost on trail. Buffy won the Brainless Award for not providing a beer stop even though he drove the beer truck all over the place.
Map of Trail
Below is the
trail Shitty Name did, but not necessarily true trail.
Go to
https://connect.garmin.com/activity/906191079
for an on-line version.
Trail
Directions & Info
When:
Meet about 5 PM if you'd
like to join us for an "on before" at Applebee's and eat dinner. Otherwise,
meet at 6:30 PM, on
trail at 7:30 PM.
Directions:
From I-275 & Dale Mabry Hwy, in central Tampa, go south on Dale Mabry for 4.2 miles. Go right on Gandy for .9 miles and find the parking lot on the right, just after Manhattan, https://goo.gl/maps/m64oQ.Trail:
This will be a "pick up hash" (unless somebody volunteers to hare it) with and a shiggy level of 1, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest. Click here for information on how pick up hashes are conducted.Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight or headlamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail. Watch out for safety hazards along trail! Try to stay with the pack, or at least one other person. Nobody should ever do trail alone. If you see anyone behind you, alone on trail, slow down and wait for them.
On After:
The on after will be at the Applebee's, back near the start.Hares:
Yours truly, Dabadoo, will be the first hare.Donations:
Suggest $7 for drinkers & $4 for non-drinkers.Phone Number:
For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.Receding Hareline:
Click here to view it.