Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1316
Wed, Feb 21st, 2018
Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker's Trail
Here's to Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker, he's our hare.
This is a toast and not a prayer.
The shiggy's a 1, for this trail
And that is on, 1 to 5 scale.
It'll be dark on trail, so everyone should carry a light.
So the cars can see us, throughout the night.
Repeat after me!
Breast this hare.
Blast this trail.
Coppus no catch us.
Doggus no bite us.....
In pursuit of the flour.
And and a shitty run.
Written by Dab
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker was the hare, Rectal was the RA, Bloody Sanchez On Sec & Hash Cash, 2 Thighs was the Hash Flash, Rectal Room Mate was the FRB, 2 thighs was the FBI and Dab won the Brainless Award for trashing his bike on trail.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe.
Directions & Info
Where: O'Toole's Irish Pub, 1215 W Brandon Blvd, Brandon, FL 33511, https://goo.gl/maps/PwSFuFMGGmw.
On Before: 5:30 - 6:30 PM for dinner/pre-lubing, in O'Tool's.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, parking lot just east of O'Tool's, in front of Pet's Mart, next to Brandon Blvd, https://goo.gl/maps/bRURB6pJd9F2.
Trail:7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level TBD, (1-5 scale) trail.
Hare:Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-drinkers).
On After:O'Toole's Irish Pub.