Hare Toast
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Here's to Tipless Scissor Cock
And Metawhorical Sunshine too
They're our hares, for me and you
This Scissor Cock's virgin JRH3 lay
Its a pre-laid trail, so there'll be no hares away
You can't catch the hares, because trail's already set
Its easier on the hares, because there's no threat
2.69, is the shiggy rating for this trail
And that is on, a 1-5 scale
So we can get going, and get on about,
Which way is your trail, which way is on out?
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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless
Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Metawhorical Sunshine & Tipless
Scissor Cock were the hares,
2 Thighs And S Side was the RA, Puppy was the OnSec/Hash Cash and the FRB,
YMCA
was the FBI and
Metawhorical Sunshine, Tipless Scissor Cock, Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker and
Bloody Sanchez won the Brainless Award. Virgin Mobile was awarded a specially
made flour bag for completing 2 Thigh's Hare Extroidinare hare challenge where
hashers hare a trail for all of
the West Central Florida kennels. Virgin Mobile was the first one to complete this task.
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Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe?
Trail
Directions & Info
What: Running
trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers &
bicyclists welcome too).
Theme:
We’ll toast the hard-living author of “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” who’s
drinking exploits were legendary. Hunter S Thompson - Wikipedia
Where: Meet behind (the south side of) 5660 Cypress
St W, Tampa, FL 33607, at the small opening in the fence to Cypress Point Park,
https://goo.gl/maps/TFuZ1aYcpCs.
When:
Meet at 6:30 PM, on off at 7:30 PM.
Trail: 3 mi, shiggy level
2.69 (1-5
scale) trail with 1 beer stop.
Hash Cash:
$7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers).
Hares:
Metawhorical Sunshine & Tipless Scissor Cock.
Remarks:
Leashed dogs are allowed in park, but not
permitted on beach. Dogs are allowed on the patio at the on after.
On After:
World of Beer, 5311 Avion Park Dr, Tampa, FL 33607.
Ph No:
813-943-4855.
