Hare Toast
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 Here's to Penis Fly Trap
And her dog "Liquor" too
She's our "live" hare
For me and you

The shiggy level tonight
Will be a 1.69
Mostly on pavement
And pretty much benign

The trail will be in the dark
So make sure you have a light
We don't want you to get dead
Because its at night

Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catchus
Liquor no biteus
Hare do delightus

In the name of the flour, the fun, and the shitty run

 HARE!  How much time do you need?
Can somebody please time them please?

Hares away!

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Penis Fly Trap was the live hare, Virgin Mobile was the RA, Dark Helmet acted as the On Sec and Hash Cash, Blue Oyster C't drove the beer van, Dab acted as Hash Flash, brought the beer, bottled water and chips, Virgin Mobile was the FRB, On Ahead was the FBI and Bloody Sanchez won the Brainless Award for tripping over his dog's leash.

Approximate Map of True Trail

Coming soon, maybe, if somebody submits one.

Event Info

What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).

Where: Fox & Hounds British Pub, 229 E Brandon Blvd, Brandon, FL 33511, https://goo.gl/maps/ErUD26qBTiJ2.

On Before (Dinner/Drinks): 5:30 - 6:30 PM, in the pub

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, SE, rear parking lot of pub, https://goo.gl/maps/DY26euyqqNB2.

Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 1 (1-5 scale).

Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers).

Hare: Re-Erector Sex.

On After: Fox & Hounds British Pub.

Who's Coming So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Who's_Coming.htm.

Theme: Dog themed hash.

Where: Seminole Park, 2901 Burlington Ave N, St Petersburg, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/bVjVf6zgFsD2.

On Before: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, Casita Taqueria, 2663 Central Ave, St Petersburg, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/K7SYVxjiz4F2.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 0.69 (1-5 scale).

Hare: Penis Fly Trap.

Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers).

On After: The Dog Bar, 2300 Central Ave, St Petersburg, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/7PbcqL5LKju.

Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Who's_Coming.htm.

RSVP Requested: By email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, on the event at https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/, on the event at https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, or by text/phone to number below.