Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1378
Wed, Dec 19th, 2017
Christmas Lights In Seminole Heights
https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/
Hare Toast
.
Here's to
HPV, BPAW
And Chew Chew Ham Ham too
They're our hares
For me and you
The shiggy level tonight
Is a 1.69
It'll be mostly on pavement and
And pretty much benign
You're gonna see some Christmas lights
On this trail tonight
They will be quite festive
And some very bright
Trail will be in the dark
So make sure you have a light
We don't want you to get dead
Because its at night
Repeat After Me!
Christmas Grinch no catchus
Reindeer no biteus
Hares do delightus
In the name of the flour, the fun, and the shitty run
HARE! How much time do you need?
Can somebody please time them please?
Hares away!
.
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless
Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
.
HPV, BPAW and Chew Chew Ham Ham were the live hares, Bloody Sanchez was the RA, Dab acted as the On Sec, Hash Cash, Hash Flash, Beer Meister and beer van driver, Tootsie Hole was the FRB, Penis Fly Trap was the FBI and BS won the Brainless Award for all the rain as he was the RA.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Event Info
What: Running
trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers &
bicyclists welcome too).
Theme:
Take a tour through Seminole Heights and view the Christmas lights
while wearing a onesie (onsie optional, of course).
Where: Corner Club Tavern, 1502 E Sligh Ave, Tampa, FL 33610, https://goo.gl/maps/rMaI2.
On Before: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, 7th Sun Brewing (Extreme Taco Truck), 6809 N Nebraska Ave, Tampa, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/skngG4KYLxn.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM.
Trail: 7:30 PM, trail: 3+ mi trail, shiggy level of 1 http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hares: Head
Plant VaJJ, Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker and Chew Chew Ham Ham.
Hash Cash: $7
($4 for non-drinkers).
On After: Corner Club Tavern.
RSVP Requested: By email to
dab@jollyrogerh3.com, on event at
https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/, or
on event at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, or by text/phone to number
below.
Who's Going:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Coming.htm.
Phone/Text Number: 818-943-4855.