Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1385
Wed, Jan 23rd, 2019
Chew Chew Ham Ham's Trail

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Hare Toast

Here's to Chew Chew Ham Ham
And HPV too
They're our hares
For me and you

Their trail tonight is totally dead
So don't try to catch the hares
Just enjoy the run, instead

The shiggy level tonight
Will be just a one
Its mostly on streets
But still a lot of fun

The trail will be in the dark
So make sure you have a light
We don't want you to get dead
Because it is night 

Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hares do delightus 

In the name of the flour, 
The ale, and the shitty trail

 Hares! Which way is on out?

Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Chew Chew Ham Ham and HPV were the hares, Bloody Sanchez was the RA, Dark Helmet acted as the On Sec and Hash Cash, Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker was the FRB, Just Stacey was the FBI and won the Brainless Award.


Approximate Map of True Trail

Coming soon, maybe, if somebody submits one.

Event Info

What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).

Where: Parking lot, SW corner of Main St and 8th Ave S, Safety Harbor, FL,

On Before (Dinner/Drinks): 5:30 - 6:30 PM, 8th Ave Pub, 103 8th Ave N, Safety Harbor, FL,

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM,
parking lot, SW corner of Main St and 8th Ave S.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 1 (1-5 scale),

Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers)

Hare: Chew Chew Ham Ham and Head Plant VaJJ.

On After: 8th Ave Pub.

RSVP Requested: By email to, on event, at, on event, at, by text/phone to number below, etc.

Who's Going:

Phone/Text Number: 818-943-4855.