Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1401
Wed, Mar 6th, 2019
Rectal's 39th JRH3 Lay!
https://www.facebook.com/events/2565928546811671/
Hare Toast
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Here's to Rectal Room Mate
On his 39th JRH3 lay
He's our hare
On this Wednesday
The shiggy level tonight
Is less than a two
Nothing too tough
For you to get through
But trail's in Riverview
So watch out for rednecks
Don't stray too far from the pack
When you go off to solve checks
If you hear banjos playin'
Be particularly alert
'Cause very close by
There may be a pervert
Repeat after me!
Coppus no catch
us
Doggus no bite
us
Redneck no hump us
In the name of the flour,
The ale,
And the shitty
trail
Hare! Which way is on out?
.
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
.
Rectal Room Mate was the hare, Bloody Sanchez was the RA, Dab acted as the On Sec and Hash Cash, HPV acted as Hash Flash, Bona Lisa was the FRB and Suck It Up Daisy was the FBI. Rectal won the Brainless Award for laying a trail next to long dark roads with no sidewalks and lots of traffic.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe?
Event Info
What: Running game based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Four Paws Veterinary Hospital parking lot, 9430 Balm Riverview Rd, Riverview, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/GzGUp4SdwCH2.
On Before: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, Beef O'brady's, 9622 US-301 S, Riverview, FL 33578,
https://goo.gl/maps/G6YCBj3Wbz72.Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, Four Paws Veterinary Hospital.
Trail:
7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 1.69 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.Hare:
Rectal Room Mate.
Hash Cash:
$7
($4 for non-drinkers). We accept
cash, check, money order, or
Venmo,
https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS.
On After:
RSVP Requested:
By email to
dab@jollyrogerh3.com, on event, at
https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/,
on event, at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/,
by text/phone to number below, etc.
Who's Going So Far:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Coming1401.htm.
Phone/Text Number: 813-943-4855.
Printable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2019_03_06-Printer-Copy.htm.