Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1408
Sat, Apr 13th, 2019
Just Mike B's Beer Day Trail
Here's to our hares
On Just Mikes Beer Day
Follow their trail
To find the way
The trail is pre-laid
Just like 2 Thighs
So don't try to catch the hare
As this would be unwise
The shiggy level today
Is about a 1.69
Mostly on sidewalks
And pretty benign
Repeat After Me!
Naked parts no flop us
Sunburn them no get us
Hare do delight us
In the name of the flour, The fun, And the shitty run
HARE! Which way does trail go?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
2 Thighs & Just Mike B were the hares, Metawhorical Sunshine was the RA, Dab was the Beer Meister, On Sec and collected hash cash, Just Phil D was the FRB, Just Coleen K was the FBI and some no named guy won the Brainless Award. We welcomed about 25 virgins that we will likely never see again. We saw enough of them today, as most were naked.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, if somebody submits a map.
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers welcome too).
Where: Paradise Lakes "Nudist" Resort, 2001 Paradise Lakes Blvd, Lutz, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/GX9m3MJwgtR2.
On Before - Pre-Lube, Lunch & Drinks: 11-4 PM, @ the Key West Bar (at Paradise Lakes Resort).
Hash Check In: 4:30-5:30 PM, area just N of Capocotta Crescent Rd, Lutz, FL (onParadise Lakes grounds), https://goo.gl/maps/UtPNFLo8kRp.
Trail: 5:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 1, (1-5 scale) trail.
On After - Dinner & Dancing: Waters Edge Restaurant & Club Reveal, at Paradise Lakes Resort.
Hare: 2 Thighs.
Hash Cash: Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-drinkers), by cash, check, money order, Venmo at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, or Zelle to email@example.com, ph/text # 813-495-5367.
Special Note: You must bring a photo ID to get onto Paradise Lakes Resort!
RSVP To Get Into Resort:With full Nerd Name name as it appears on your drivers license to get "FREE" entrance to Paradise Lakes Resort to 2ThighsAndASide@gmail.com, by email, or to "Twothyze Hasher", https://www.facebook.com/Twothyze?eid=ARDJA1dm9Nf9b-CJ5oeoshLsRef82um_EPMriRss7cg2OpE4O1ArhoQYMib-5ygdh_DIDO7SoP9hllfr, on Facebook.
Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1408.htm.
Phone Number: 813-956-1177 (2 Thighs).