Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1411
Wed, May 1st, 2019
Suck It Up Daisy's A Is For Alzheimers In The Retirement Village Trail
to Suck It Up Daisy
Our Virgin Hare couldn't make it
Daisy hared it all alone
She said she'd just fake it
The trail is pre-laid
So you can't catch the hare
Just thought I we would tell you
In case you care
The shiggy level today
Is about a .69
Mostly on sidewalks
And pretty benign
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hare do delight us
In the name of the flour, The fun, And the shitty run
HARE! Which way is on out?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Suck It Up Daisy and On Ahead were the hares, Just Morgan was the FRB, Just Jenny was the FBI and Just Angela M won the Brainless Award for not showing up for her own Virgin Lay. Gap Filler was awarded his 10th JRH3 bandana and Just Michael O was awarded a whistle for accomplishing his 5th JRH3 trail.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, if somebody
Where: Parking lot just west of the tennis courts, at Kings Point, at approximately 2061 Clubhouse Dr, Sun City Center, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/jh8sph3C2MrYF79AA. As you enter the gate at Kings Point, tell them you're a McGinnis guest. If you have any problems getting in, call Suck It Up Daisy at 619-348-2331.
On Before: Beef O'Brady's, 5:30 - 6:30 PM, 723 Cypress Village Blvd, Sun City Center (Ruskin), FL, https://goo.gl/maps/wMyqU6PLRX5oYwGi9.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM,parking lot just west of the tennis courts, at Kings Point, 2061 Clubhouse Dr, Sun City Center, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/jh8sph3C2MrYF79AA.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level .69, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Harea: Suck It Up Daisy and On Ahead.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers), by cash, check, money order, Venmo at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, or Zelle to email@example.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On After: Beef 'O' Brady's, 723, Cypress Village Blvd, Sun City Center (Ruskin), FL, https://goo.gl/maps/wMyqU6PLRX5oYwGi9.
RSVP Requested: By email to firstname.lastname@example.org, on event at https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/, or on event at https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, or by text/phone to number below. Any media accepted.
Phone/Text Number: 818-943-4855.