Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1424
Wed, Jul 24th, 2019
Puppy's Press Box Trail

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Hare Toast

Our trail today, will be a pick up hash
So lets send off the first hare, in a dash

We'll give 'em 10 minutes, to set their trail
The hare should get caught, without fail

Whoever catches them, will become the new hare
And we'll give them, one minute, just to make it fair

You cannot snare the hare, that most recently caught you
Because that would restrict the hares, to only just a few

If 5 minutes go by, and the hare's still being sought
The hare should just stop, to be easily caught
(unless they want to be called a racist)

Trail will go on, for about 1 hour
Or until we absolutely, run out of flour

Once an hour is near, it would be very smart
If the hare would lay trail, back to the start.

Go back to the start, once an hour has passed
As this is the longest, trail should last

Repeat after me;

Breast our hares
Blast their trails
Packus do catch 'em
Without fail

In pursuit of the flour
The fun
And the shitty run

On off!

Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Puppy was the hare, Virgin Mobile was the RA, Tootsie Hole was the On Sec/Hash Cash, out of town visitor, Sphincter Grease, was the FRB, Just Mary Mc... was the FBI and the Brainless Award winner. Smack & Quiver was awarded her 25 run banana. We welcomed JRH3 Virgin Darell C and out-of-town visitor Sphincter Grease to the JRH3.

Approximate Map of True Trail

Coming soon, of somebody submits one.

Event Info

What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).

Where: Press Box Sports Emporium,
222 S Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33609,
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM at the Press Box.

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM,
 Press Box's left rear parking lot,
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 1,
shiggy level 1 (1-5 scale),
Hare: Puppy.

Hash Cash: $7
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers) payable by cash, check, money order, Venmo at, Zelle, or Cash App, to, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After: Press Box.

Who's Going:
RSVP Requested: RSVP Requested: To, on event,, or, or by text/phone to number below. Any media accepted.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.