Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1452
Wed, Jan 1st, 2020
Virgin Mobile’s Fock Ur Die It 2020 Trail
https://www.facebook.com/events/1009028762787706/
Hare Toast
.
Here's to Virgin Mobile
And Cum Thing About Mary too
They're our hares
For me and you
Their trail is live
So try to snare the hares
Or just take your time
If nobody cares
The shiggy level will be
A one point zero six nine
So trail won't be very hard
It will be pretty benign
Its going to be dark on trail
So carry a light
We don't want you to get lost, or hit
As that would really bite
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catch us
Dogus no bite us
Hare do delight us
In the name of the flour
The ale, and the shitty trail
How much time do
you need?
Hares away!
.
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
.
Virgin Mobile and Cum Thing About Mary were the hares, Metawhorical Sunshine was the guest RA, Dab acted as OnSec and collected hash cash, Rektal Speilunker was the FRB, Peas On My Face was the FBI, and Meta won the Brainless Award for taking a photo of herself while she was trying take a photo of something on trail. Out of town visitor Beer Necessities attended.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon if somebody submit one.
Event Info
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where:
Jimmy John’s Gourmet Sandwiches, 4546 W Kennedy Blvd Tampa, FL
33609,
https://goo.gl/maps/CVj8tXdsRxFCDM5e7, by the Westshore Mall.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks:
None, not on this one due to the nature of this
particular hash trail. See trail info below about dinner.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM,
behind Jimmy Johns.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ miles, walker and dog friendly. Shiggy level 1.069, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm. Don’t eat dinner! Sustenance on trail!
Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail.
Hash Cash:
$4 for bottled water + snacks, $7 for beer drinkers + snacks, $10 for
hard cider & hard seltzer water + snacks, payable by cash, check, money
order, Venmo at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS,
Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com,
ph/text # 813-943-4855.
Hares: Virgin Mobile & Cum Thing
About Mary.
On After:
To be determined.
Who's Going:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1452.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an
email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com,
a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @
https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/,
once the event is created there. Some locations may not have the event
created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to
support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.
Printable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_01_01-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.