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Hare Toast
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Here's to Metawhorical Sunshine
And Tainted Love too
They're our hares
For me and you

The hash tonight
Is semi-live
So you should try to catch the hares
Don't let them survive

The shiggy level will be
A "2" or less
Mostly on pavement
And easy to access
 
If you have a light
You can't go wrong
It will help to find trail
So bring it along

We have some loners lamps
That you can borrow
But make sure you give them back
So we'll have them for tomorrow

Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus,
Hares do delightus 

In the name of the flour, the ale, and the shitty trail

How much time do you need?

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Metawhorical Sunshine & Tainted Love were the hares, Two Thighs And A Side was the RA, Capt Mike drove the beer truck, Dab acted as Hash Cash and On Sec, 2 Rung Circus was the FRB, 2 Thighs was the FBI award and the Brainless Award for not conducting a chalk talk after telling the hares she would.

Approximate Map of True Trail

Coming soon, maybe, if somebody sends me a copy.

Trail Info

JRH3 Trail #1487
Wed, Sep 16th, 2020
Meta's & Tainted Love's - Ford's Garage Trail
Private FB Event: https://www.facebook.com/events/621323328746244/
Public FB Event: https://www.facebook.com/events/3607300192614767/

What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too). Note: Face masks and social distancing will be strongly encouraged during this hash to avoid spreading COVID-19.

Where: Ford's Garage, 10413 Sheldon Rd, Tampa, FL 33626.

On Before (Dinner/Drinks): 5:30 - 6:30 PM, in Ford's Garage.

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, Cosco's NW parking lot between Ford's Garage and Cosco, https://goo.gl/maps/oFT69dJcE4ZsPEEX7.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 2 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.

Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Hares: Metawhorical Sunshine & Tainted Love.

On After: Ford's Garage (closes at 10 PM), or nearby Applebee's or World of Beers that stay open to 3 AM.

RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @ https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, once the event is created there. Some locations may not have the event created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.

Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1487.htm.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_09_16-Printer-Copy.htm.