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Hare Toast
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Here's to Dab
He's our hare
His trail is semi-live
In case you care

The shiggy level will be
A "1", or less
Mostly on pavement
With easy access

If you're on foot
Running or walking
Short cuts are built in
Time for me to quit talking
 
Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus,
Hare do delightus 

In the name of the flour, the ale
And the shitty trail

How much time do you need?
 

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Dab was the semi-live hare. He actually set it on Fri night, but it rained a little, so he hared away like a live hare to go doctor it up. 2 Thighs And A Side was the RA, HPV was the Hash Flash and Capt Mike drove the beer truck. Smack & Quiver was the FRB and Taint Tickler, who came in 2nd, was her bitch FBI. Blo-N-Go won the Brainless Award for bringing a bike but then choosing to just walk to the beer stop. Haz and MIA ran the entire bicyle trail, which after short cutting some would up being about 8.5 miles. The bicyclists did about 10.5 and the walkers who took the turkey trail did about 3.5 miles. And then there were a few who just went directly to the beer stop for about 2 miles. O-4 Whore was awarded her 100th JRH3 bandana and Come Fly THe Fury Skies was awarded her 10th. All in all it was just another shitty trail.

Approximate Map of True Trail

Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1496
Sat, Nov 21st, 2020
Dab's Bicycle Trail (Bash) &
FREE Hash Raffle
Public FB: https://www.facebook.com/events/1595450907278312/
Private FB:https://www.facebook.com/events/449909959325196

What: Bicycle trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (runners & walkers welcome too. Short cuts to be provided for those on foot).

Where: Hanger Clinic's west parking lot, 15043 Bruce B Downs Blvd, Tampa, FL 33647, https://goo.gl/maps/TMMYEfAhPafvZCAD6. Its just east and across the street (Gilligan's Way) from Mr Dunderbak's.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 2 - 3 PM, Mr Dunderbak's Beer Biergarten and Brewery, 14929 Bruce B Downs Blvd, Tampa, FL 33613, https://g.page/Dunderbrau?share.
 
Check In: 3-4 PM, Hanger Clinic west parking lot.

Trail: 4 PM, 10+ mi, with a shiggy level of 1, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm. Short cuts will be provided for hashers on foot.
 
Safety: Due to COVID-19, face masks and social distancing is strongly encouraged during this bash, so bring your masks.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Hare: Dab.

Hash Raffle: Bring your old hash T-shirts, mugs, porn video's, etc to donate, if you like, or not. You don't have to donate something to get something. One person's trash is a Jolly Roger hasher's treasure! The raffle is FREE just for attending!

On After: Mr Dunderbak's Beer Biergarten and Brewery, 14929 Bruce B Downs Blvd, Tampa, FL 33613, https://g.page/Dunderbrau?share.
 
Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1496.htm.
 
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @ https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/. Some locations may not have the event created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_11_21-Printer-Copy.htm.