JRH3 Trail #1518
Sat, Apr 10th, 2021
AARP Trail & Hash Raffle
Facebook:
https://fb.me/e/495sYsl2i
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Hare Toast
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Here's to O4 Whore
And 2 Thighs too
They're our hares
For me and you
Their trail is pre-laid
There's no hares to be sought
So just enjoy the trail
They brought
They're both retired
They don't work anymore
Hoorah for 2 Thighs
And O4 Whore
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us,
Hares do delight us
In the name of the flour, the ale
And the shitty trail
Which way is
on out?
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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O4 Whore and 2 Thighs were the hares, Dark Helmet was
the RA, Hazukashii was the FRB, GRC was the FBI and Hazukashii was the Brainless Award winner.
HPV drove the beer vehicle, acted as Hash Flash and Raffle Miester, yours
truly, Dabadoo, acted as Beer Meister, Hash Cash, On Sec and Hash Flash.
Dab
Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)
So amazing, well done to the hares. Just because they are now retired, does not
mean they have retired from their responsibilities to the hash. After this
amazing trail, we had a most excellent hash raffle, with O-4 providing most
everything to be chosen. Once the circle was complete, we were very fortunate to
make our way to the ON ON ON just in time before the massive frickin' storm blew
in to drench everything in its path. Once again, well done to the hares for a
most amazing day of fun in the sun.
Hazukashii
Approximate Map of True Trail
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Trail Info (actual data)
Theme: Come
join O4 Whore and 2 Thighs And A Side who will be celebrating their retirements
during this hash! Feel free to bring them a cane, wheel chair and other items
retired people need.
Where: Meet
Tappan Park, 6601 S
Sherrill St, Tampa, FL 33616,
https://goo.gl/maps/uQMVcM8fe5Spoa6q8.
Check In: 2-3
PM, Tappan Park, 6601 S Sherrill St, Tampa, FL 33616.
Trail: 3PM, shiggy level
1.69, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm with a runner (4+ mi)/walker (2+ mi) split.
Hash Cash:
$4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for
bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash,
check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS,
Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com,
ph/text # 813-943-4855.
Hares: O4
Whore & 2 Thighs And A Side.
Hash Raffle:
Bring
your old hash T-shirts, mugs, porn video's, etc to donate,
if you like, or not. You don't have to donate something to get
something. One person's trash is a Jolly Roger hasher's treasure!
The raffle is FREE just for attending!
On After: American Legion, 5535 W Prescott St,
Tampa, FL 33616,
https://goo.gl/maps/v7qDfBHvXCrJSzPv6.
Who's Going So Far:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1518.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING on
the Facebook Event, at
https://fb.me/e/495sYsl2i,
send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media
accepted).
Phone Number:
813-943-4855.
Printable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2021_04_10-Printer-Copy.htm.