JRH3 Trail #1522
Wed, May 5th, 2021
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ATH SUCKS' CINCO DE MAYO HASH
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Hare Toast
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Math Sucks is the hare
For Cinco De Drinko
We hope she scouted well
So trail doesn't stink-o

Repeat after me;

Bless this hare
Bless this trail
Policia no detect us
Falso rastro no redirect us
And fria cervesas no neglect us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

Which way is on out?


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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Math Sucks.. was the hare, Dark Helmet was the RA, Dark Helmet was the FRB and On Ahead was the FBI. We decided to let Septic Yank keep the Brainless Award yet another week for being himself. Yours Truly Dabadoo, acted as the On Sec, Hash Cash and Beer Meister and HPV acted as Hash Flash. Math Sucks drover the beer vehicle. All in all it was just another SHITTY  TRAIL.

Dab



Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)

Well, it was an excellent trail . . . at least the parts I ran. While doing my best to keep up with 2-Rung, at about the 1 mile mark I saw him cross the road and look around concerned. I straggled up next to him, to see a flour mark on the other side of a closed gate chain link fence (unfortunately I did not go back to the other side of the road to see if it was a check or an arrow pointing him across the street), but thinking it was an arrow, I told him I was going to run around the corner to see where it might come out. Finding nothing, I kept going around, eventually ending up clear back at the start. So then I started running backwards on trail to run trail, and after about a half mile of railroad track, found an arrow and then soon ran into the walkers. I kept going back to the R/W split, where I found 2-Rung, who figured he was so far behind he would just run the walkers trail in to catch up. Convincing him that the walkers were not far away, and that we should go back and do the runners' trail. It was an excellent trail, winding its way through parks, and parking lots, eventually getting back on the railroad tracks for the half mile on in. Dark Helmet once again proctored the circle, for the semi-attentive gaggle of hashers that were present, with much fun being had by all.

Haz



Approximate Map of True Trail





Trail Info (actual data)

Where: Come wearing Cinco De Mayo attire! There will be Chips and Salsa for snacks and maybe even some Margaritas!

Where: University Square, behind Village Inn, 11302 N 30th St, Tampa, FL 33612, https://goo.gl/maps/sDYhofvX1hqrn9Ba9

On Before/Dinner & Drinks:
5:30 - 6:30 PM,
N 30th St Sports Pub, 11402 N 30th St, Tampa, FL 33612, https://goo.gl/maps/8AuC9KHFcfbVzeKZ9.

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, parking lot behind Village Inn, 11302 N 30th St, Tampa, FL 33612, https://goo.gl/maps/sDYhofvX1hqrn9Ba9

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mile, with 1.5 maximum shiggy level (1-5 scale with 5 as the toughest), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.

Hare:
Math Sucks...

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After:  5:30 - 6:30 PM, in the N 30th St Sports Pub.

Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1522.htm.
 
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING on the Facebook Event, at
TBD, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.

Printable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2021_05_05-Printer-Copy.htm.