JRH3 Trail #1527
Wed, Jun 9th, 2021
While The Cat's Away...
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Hare Toast
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Standard hare blessing/toast


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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Math Sucks was the hare, Rectal Room Mate was the RA, Locked Up Abroad was the FRB, Fluffer was the FBI and Rectal won the Brainless Award.



Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)

Well, it was billed as “When the Cat’s Away” hash, and every effort was made to abuse our recuperating founder, Dabadoo. Most of it was tongue and cheek, like no clipboard, singing ‘Hares of her Dinky Di Do’, (and a Wall of C*ck on trail), but the only part that disappointed me was it was to short. Dab apparently has an unwritten rule that trails under 2 miles don’t really count, so hares need to ensure that they acquire adequate distance of true trail. So, moving right on to trail, after we assembled about 15 hashers in the parking lot, with two visitors (one a virgin), and a couple ‘long time no see’ hashers, we were off on this dead hare trail. Out of the parking lot, and onto the road, the pack soon found a long check back, that led back towards the Gandy bridge. Binging and banging through a couple neighborhoods, and a beer stop, we eventually had a small water crossing, a bit of grass, and then the on in along Gandy . . . all in a true trail length of 1.9 miles. I managed to get in 2.75 with various checking and false trails . . . but was still too short. 😊 It was well marked, and kept us guessing, while getting in a few decent obstacles. Stand in GM, Rectal Roommate, managed to keep us all entertained in circle, along with welcoming our visitors. Well done to Math Sucks for setting trail (but let’s get the miles in from here on out). 😊 On after was at Kahuna’s, and nearly the entire pack turned up for food and fun, and GOOD TIMES were had by all. And NOBODY tell Dabadoo anything about what happened. Wink wink.
 



Approximate Map of True Trail





Trail Info (actual data)

Theme: While our GM, Dab, is recovering from knee surgery, will we be doing shots while singing S&M man at an elementary school? Who knows what we'll try to get away with this evening with NO supervision! Come ready for anything.

Where:
THE STARTING LOCATION HAS CHANGED TO "Anytime Fitness, 10660 Gandy Blvd, St Petersburg, FL 33702,
https://g.page/AnytimeFitnessGandy?share, 0.2 mi east of the Goodwill store.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, Kahuna's, 10515 Gandy Blvd N, St Petersburg, FL 33702, https://goo.gl/maps/55f2jKREukjzfEB19.

Check In:
6:30 - 7:30 PM,
THE CHECK IN LOCATION HAS CHANGED TO "Behind Anytime Fitness, https://goo.gl/maps/Gyz3Fs5Cd4H4CQoJ9".

Trail:
7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 1 (1-5 scale with 5 as the toughest), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.

Hare:
Math Sucks...

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After: Kahuna's.

Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1527.htm.
 
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING on the Facebook event, at
https://www.facebook.com/events/1002559470503697?ref=newsfeed, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2021_06_09-Printer-Copy.htm.