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Hare Toast
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The below standard hare blessing/toast was the approximately what was conducted during this hash.

Standard hare blessing/toast


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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Can't Find Pussy In A Haystack was the hare, Hazukashii was the RA, Yours Truly, Dabadoo, brought the beer and acted as On Sec/Hash Cash and Hash Flash. O4 Whore was the FRB and Sheep It In The Family was her bitch. Jewban Penil Crisis won the Brainless Award, for thinking were rules at the hash.

Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)

It was Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack’s second go round with the flour bag, and apparently it was so messed up, even his co-hare (his wife) did not even show up. Regaling us with his stories at chalk talk, he mentioned we would find some different marks on this trail . . . squares, triangles, and . . . circles? This was connected to some envelopes that he had passed out to some of the pack. When we arrived at the mark, the hasher with that shape was to open the envelop, and tell us what kind of a check it was going to be (check back, boob check, song check, etc). Well, that went over like a fart in church for the runners . . . who after playing along for the first couple marks, just blew through the rest of them and ran trail. Other than that, it was a decent night time trail, good enough that some of us probably would have enjoyed to run on a bit longer. In a rare twist, we actually had THREE five timers, that were presented with their coveted whistle that they will be required to carry on future trails, and BLOW their brains out alerting their fellow hashers of the current trail status . . . two toots for a blob, three toots for a true trail . . . and one long blast for false trail. Other than that, circle was short and semi-sweet, and we recessed to the local bar that had cheap but decent food, cold beer, and it was live mike night, so we had a ragtag band on stage giving it their all. We also found the dart boards, and had a few rounds of embarrassment. Good fun on trail, and good times with good friends.

Approximate Map of True Trail

Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1546
Wed, Nov 3rd, 2021
Haystack's - Stack Games Trail
https://fb.me/e/1ehVCG7iV

Theme: Stack Games Trail (Think Squid Games… only less death, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqxAJKy0ii4).

Where: Bottles Pub Craft Beer Bar, in the Pinellas Arts Village, 5619 PARK Blvd N, Pinellas Park, FL 33781, https://goo.gl/maps/ZbGSyxqjUU24mGiZ8.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, Buffalo Wild Wings, 4075 Park Blvd N, Pinellas Park, FL 33781, https://goo.gl/maps/t86eN2diYzJoWfek6, 1.3 miles east of the start, https://goo.gl/maps/1DKUSruXFTiuuRrS8.

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, parking behind Bottles Pub, https://goo.gl/maps/LfKNdmW7ij3P9MJi9.

Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail. Also, please carry a mobile phone with you on trail, especially if you are unfamiliar with the area in case you get lost, hurt, scared, mugged, etc. The days of technology on trail being an offense is long gone, in this hash, for safety reasons.

Hare: Can't Find Pussy In A Haystack.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After: Bottles Pub, 5619 Park Blvd N, Pinellas Park, FL 33781.

Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1546.htm. 
 
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING on the Facebook Event, at https://fb.me/e/1ehVCG7iV, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2021_11-03-Printer-Copy.htm.