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Hare Toast
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The below standard hare blessing/toast was the approximately what was conducted during this hash.

Standard hare blessing/toast


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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Ivanna Hairy Butchug & Indiana Bones And The Temple Of Poon were the hares, Inflate-A-Date was the RA. The hares not only laid this trail, but the arranged for round trip ground transportation for us and they hares procured all the beer. They really went above and beyond what is normally expected of hares.

Dab

Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)

We scored our first Island Invasion hash, as the blood thirsty pack of 45 found their way off the boat and into the awaiting bus. Driving over to the west coast, the pack was soon standing tall and ready to rape and pillage their way through the ritzy beach front property on their way to finding the ill gotten booty. Our hares, Ivanna Hairy Buttchug & Indiana Bones And The Temple Of Poon, conducted a short chalk talk, and then scampered off into the sand.

Meanwhile, the pack conducted the usual introductory blather, along with some warm up frolicking about, and we were soon off in pursuit. The first mile was straight through the lounging quests lying about in their fancy hotel beach chairs, the pack whooped and hollered and eventually found the beer check at the Pelican Beach Bar. After a quick splash of island beer, the pack was off again through the streets. Drawing more attention from the local tourist population, we eventually hooked down along a sandy path, and found the hares waiting with more beer, at the base of a observation tower. The hares split up at this point, one runners trail, and one for the walkers, we continued down the coast passing the romantic spot where the hares got engaged several years ago . . . awwwww, and their still married (at least that is their story, never can be too sure).

The trails merged for the last half mile stretch into the beach front paradise we called the on home, where a trash bag full of beer awaited the parched pack. Inflate-a-date executed (no, not that kind of pirate activity), a jovial circle with many down downs, before sending them all into the warm tropical waters. With the pack fully sated with beer, and sunshine, it was back on the bus for the ride back to our pirate ship. Well done to our hares, for the fun trail and tour down memory lane. On On to our next stop on Bonaire.

Hazukashii

Approximate Map of True Trail

Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1564
Tue, Jan 26th, 2022
Aruba Invasion
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Hares: Ivanna Hairy Buttchug & Indiana Bones And The Temple Of Poon.

Remarks: Be off the ship by 10:30 AM. Board shuttle bus at 11 PM EST (not necessarily Aruba time) that will take you to the starting location. The shuttle bus will be parked at a to be determined location (TBD) to be identified by the hares. Cost is to be paid in advance to the hares by Paypal to witkopg@yahoo.com PLEASE add your nerd and hash name so we can identify you). Round trip cost for the shuttle is $14 US.