JRH3 Trail #1573
Wed, Mar 2nd, 2022
Hazukashii's 42nd JRH3 Lay
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Hare Toast
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The below standard hare blessing/toast
was the approximately what was conducted during this hash.
Standard
hare blessing/toast
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Hazukashii was the hare,
Dark Helmet was the RA, 2 Rung Circus was the FRB, Change Of Shart was the FBI
and Dab won the brainless award for locking the beer van but then forgetting to
roll up a window.
Dab
Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)
Well, it was another shitty Haz trail, so no need to go into to much detail.
Gathering across the street from the Coppertail Brewery, the pack anxiously
awaited what they thought would be a snare fest . . . but their hopes were
completely dashed, once again. Trail started out by taking advantage of some
sidewalk, but soon crashed through some shrubbery and pitter-patted through the
Ikea parking lot. Circling around the store, trail then banked into the grass
around a small runoff pond, and back onto the street.
Crossing the railroad tracks, then under the Selmon Expressway, trail eventually
made its way down to Desoto Park, where it zig-zagged its way around the few
buildings, and then headed east on the bike trail. Looping behind the furniture
warehouse through the grass, the pack next popped out on 34th St right in front
of the Police Impound Lot. Finding the first of two turkey/eagle splits, the
eagles jumped through a hole in the fence and enjoyed a bit of dirt trails
through the Nature Park, before jumping a wall and merging with the turkeys
again right at the beer stop.
Passing back under the Selmon Expressway, trail then headed west on Adamo, until
they found the second turkey/eagle split at the railroad tracks. From here, the
eagles ran up the tracks for a ways before switching lines and heading the other
way. From there, it was just bouncing back and forth around some blocks, before
making it back to meet up the turkeys once again, in front of the Coppertail
Brewery. It was back across Adamo from there, and on in to the finish.
The entire pack gathered back up within a 10 minute span, with the walkers all
coming in first before the runners. Beer was poured to relieve the thirst of the
pack. A circle explored their inner thoughts of dread, and all was right in the
world. Breaking camp with plenty of time for the on after, half the pack made
its way back over to the Coppertail Brewery for some pub grub and brews. It was
great to see my old friend Dog F&*%er. And that’s all I got to say about that.
Hazukashii
Approximate Map of True Trail
Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1573
Wed, Mar 2nd, 2022
Hazukashii's 42nd JRH3 Lay
https://fb.me/e/1mED92BDu
Where: Paved area at the SW corner of Solution One Maritime Boat
Dealer, 2721 Adamo Dr, Tampa, FL 33605, https://goo.gl/maps/w1rwS2tNi9cVRwRS8.
Its across the street (Adamo), "to the south of" the Coppertail Brewery and
"just east of" IKEA.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on off at 7:30 PM.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM,5:30 - 6:30 PM, Coppertail
Brewery, 2601 E 2nd Ave, Tampa, FL 33605, across the street (Adamo Dr), to the
north, from the start.
Parking: Suggest you park in the Coppertail, or IKEA, parking lots and walk over
to the start, as parking space will be limited at the start.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM: Paved area at the SW corner of Solution One
Maritime Boat Dealer, 2721 Adamo Dr, Tampa, FL 33605, https://goo.gl/maps/w1rwS2tNi9cVRwRS8.
Its across the street (Adamo), "to the south of" the Coppertail Brewery and
"just east of" IKEA.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi turkey/eagle, shiggy level TBD, (1-5 scale, with 5
as the toughest)
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm, trail.
Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear
reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail. Also, please carry a mobile
phone with you on trail, especially if you are unfamiliar with the area.
Hare: Hazukashii.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer &
snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks.
Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS,
Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com,
ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On After: Coppertail Brewery, same as the on before.
Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1573.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING" on the Facebook Event, at
https://fb.me/e/1mED92BDu, send an email
to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to
813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can
properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will
try to have it for you at this trail.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.
Printable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2022-03-02-Printer-Copy.htm.