JRH3 Trail #1584
Wed, May 18th, 2022
Thumper Humper's Pick Up Trail

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Hare Toast & Pick Up Hash Explanation

Our trail today, will be a pick up hash
So lets send off the first hare, in a dash

We'll give 'em 2 minutes to set their trail
This hare should get caught without fail

Whoever catches them will become the new hare
And we'll give them 2 minutes, just to make it fair

You cannot snare the hare that most recently caught you
Because that would restrict the hares to only just a few

If 5 minutes go by and the hare's still being sought
The hare should just stop to be easily caught
(unless they want to be called a racist)

Trail will go on for about one hour
Or until we absolutely run out of flour

Once an hour is near it would be very smart
If the hare would lay trail back to the start.

Go back to the start once an hour has passed
As this is the longest trail should last

Repeat after me;

Breast this hare, blast their trail
Packus do catch 'em, without fail

In pursuit of the flour
The fun
And the shitty run

On off!

Basic Hash Trash
(Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner)

Thumper Humper was the first hare, followed by Shitting Bull, then Oops I Stained It Again, 2 Rung Circus & Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker and 3 Holer (did I miss anyone?). Free Willy was the FRB, Takes It Like A Chimp was the FBI and BPAW won the Brainless Award for being late.


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Approximate Map of True Trail

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Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1584
Wed, May 18th, 2022
Thumper Humper's Pick Up Trail

Theme: Pick Up Hash! http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Pick%20Up%20Hashes.htm.

Note: Lady Gag Gag had to reschedule because Rectal Room Mate tested positive for COVID. Meanwhile, out-of-town visitor and previous JRH3 hasher, Thumper Humper, requested we set a pick up trail near her hotel, in, or near YBor City. So we thought we'd oblige her by letting her be the first hare. SURPRISE!!!

Elmer's Sports Bar & Cafe, 2003 E 7th Ave, Tampa, FL 33605, https://goo.gl/maps/VwbmadoanwKWFobX8.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5 - 6 PM, in Elmer's.

Check In: 6 -7 PM, parking on west side of Elmer's, https://goo.gl/maps/MVpM9RbtyZkv7ZaB8.

Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mile trail, with a shiggy level 1, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the highest.

1st Hare: Thumper Humper.

Hash Cash
: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water, craft beer & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Cash App to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After: Elmer's.

Who's Going So Far: Click here, or go to http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1584.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING" on the Facebook Event, at https://fb.me/e/1RCyTYnUd, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Printable Copy: Click here, or go to http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2022-05-18-Printer-Copy.htm.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.