Hash Trash

JRH3 Trail #1612
Wed, Nov 30th, 2022
Pick Up Hash
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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During this pick up hash yours turly, Dab was the first hare, Lumberjack Off was the 2nd hare and 2 Rung Circus was the 3rd and final hare. KISS was the RA, Dab brought the beer and acted as Hash Cash and OnSec along with Bi-N-Bulk. Lumberjack Off was the FRB, Math Sucks was the FBI and 2 Rung Circus got the brainless award for coming in last after the pack while he was the hare. Apparently, his trail got too close the out going trail and hashers started following the outgoing trail backwards to the start by accident. Then 2 Rung stopped an waited for a long time for the pack to catch him, like he is supposed to, but he finally gave up and came back to the start where we had just finished circle. There was not way to contact him because he didn't have his mobile phone on him again after everyone was advise to start carrying them on trail with them so we could get hold of you if they ever got lost or took too long to get to the end. All in all, it was just another shitty hash!

Dab

We were told to gather in one of our favorite spots, the Press Box, not knowing that the love isn't quite mutual... Anyway, after KISS almost died of thirst waiting 30 minutes for the beer van to arrive, we all assembled and signed in. HPV took lots of shit for missing the past 69 trails. As we circled up, Bi In Bulk commented on some tow trucks pulling into the parking lot. Laughing it off, we finished Intros and chalk talk and set Dab out as the first pick up hare. Dabadoo was showing off his bionic knee by haring nearly the entire trail. Once we caught him, he then heroicly contacted the bar, which indeed was in the process of towing all our vehicles. Our visitor, Lumber Jackoff, did a valiant 2nd leg winding back in the direction of Home. But then 2Rung took over and laid an expansive and exciting trail with j-hooks and beautiful South Tampa scenery. Too bad the pack decided to range and miss it all! Arriving On In, we were all surprised to find "do not tow" signs on our vehicles... no idea what enticements and sexual favors Dab had to pull to get them to do that! After waiting 20 minutes for our lost hare, we did circle, silently swang low, and packed up. No worries though, I hear 2Rung did make it to the bar in time for one drink before they closed.

Math Sucks . .

Be advised! The next time we go to the Press Box everyone needs to go into the bar and get a parking pass so their vehicle doesn't get towed while we are out on trail. Apparently lots of people are parking their vehicles in the Press Box's parking lot and then going other places and not the Press Box, which often times fills up. So they are towing any questionable vehicle parked there from now on. The don't have a problem with us parking in their lot and then doing a trail before coming in afterwards, but we have to let them know of our intent in advance.

Dab

Look up cluster f'ck on maps and you will see it. It was a pick up trail with no advanced scouting.

Theme: Pick Up Hash! http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Pick%20Up%20Hashes.htm. Pick up truck not necessary.

Where: Press Box Sports Emporium, 222 S Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33609, https://goo.gl/maps/6Ap3G9gX8VC2.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5 - 6 PM, in the Press Box.

Check In: 6 -7 PM, Press Box's left rear parking lot, https://goo.gl/maps/tCuZaFZygu2r6QUk7.

Trail: 7 PM, 1 hour trail, with a shiggy level 1, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the highest.

1st Hare: Probably yours truly, Dab.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water, craft beer & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Cash App to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Safety: Please carry your mobile phone on trail with you in case you get lost so we can contact you to make sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at this hash. Also, bring a head lamp, or flashlight, and maybe reflective attire, as this trail will be in the dark.

On After: Press Box.

Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1612.htm.

RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING" on the Facebook Event, at https://fb.me/e/3604pot3I, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2022-11-30-Printer-Copy.htm.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.