JRH3 Trail #1619
Wed, Jan 18th, 2023
Hazukashii's 45th JRH3 Lay
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Hare Toast
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Standard
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Hazukashii was the
hare,
KISS was the RA, Dab was the FBB, Math Sucks . . was the FBI and Shitting
Bull won the Brainless Award (something about getting lost again, when he didn't
even do trail). We welcomed visiting hasher Woody Wood Pecker to
the JRH3 hash.
Dab
Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)
It was another beautiful night to rendezvous in South
Tampa. We gathered in the Applebee's parking lot amongst much sketchy activity.
Besides being hit up by a few of the local drifters, it appeared TheRocksBottom
and SundaySchoolStroker were using the meeting point to move stolen appliances
in between vehicles. Even JustMJ decided to join in and solicit some local
johns. After some quibbling about whether or not to sing and bless the hare,
Hazukashii was out live. The blood-thirsty pack ignored his request for a
reasonable h***start and instead gave him only 69 seconds or so. The tricksy
checks not only kept the pack together up until the T/E split, but also kept the
speed-demon FRB, CantFindPussyInAHaystack, from snaring the hare. At one
especially troublesome BT, we all had to find a way under or go back around a
long hedge. We learned that WishBoneHer-sized holes are not adequate for some of
us fuller-figured harriettes. Also, some harriers learned the hard way that BT
actually means "bad trail" and not "stop here and wait for a beer truck..."
While waiting for the eagles to finish trail, the turkeys were treated to
JustAshley's boozy truffles but they were either too dumb or too wasted to know
the difference between the taste of porto and the taste of pork. Once CLIT came
in as DFL, KISS could finally wrangle the half-minds and start circle.
ShittingBull was awarded brainless for losing the key to the beervan, leaving
beer check before the eagles arrived, AND getting lost driving back to On In.
That may be news to FreeWilly, who was too busy groping OnAhead's tush to pay
attention to circle. For entertainment, our visitor WoodyWoodPecker taught us
that Delaware is actually a state, and in fact it is the "free state" which
means that 1st-timers drink for free. If that weren't enough to make us all fall
in love with Delaware, he and WishBoneHer stepped up to hare a Delaware-themed
trail next week - yay!
Compliments of Math Sucks . .
JRH3 Scribe
Hare Comments
Warmer weather continues to get better, and last night it was warm enough to got
with the short sleeve shirt . . . or no shirt at all for a couple young studs.
Trail headed north out the Appleby’s parking lot and circled the block before
crossing Manhattan. A long false trail turned the pack around, and sent them
through the church parking lot and out the other side. Turning right, the trail
made its way over to Dale Mabrey and the T/E split. The Turkeys (~3 miles)
turned right, while the Eagles trail (~5 miles) turned left and headed towards
Britton Plaza.
Blending in with the trees lining Dale Mabrey, trail eventually turned left and
wound its way behind Tijuana Flats and Buffalo Wild Wing. Crossing Dale Mabrey,
the trail circled all the way around Britton Plaza and then headed south on
Himes Ave . . . only to find another check at the railroad tracks. Our hare,
Hazukashii used what he thought was a common marking BT (Bad Trail) under the
expressway, but somehow the pack thought it meant Beer Truck and were
momentarily confused. Trail was eventually found going west, and then crossed a
drainage ditch behind Lowes, where the pack got a tiny bit of wet feet crossing
through a grassy field. Passing a homeless camp, trail zigged its way back to
Dale Mabrey, then looped behind the Navy Federal CU before crossing back over to
merge back with the Turkey trail.
Trail then crossed another grassy field and head back towards home. Passing
through Foster Park, the beer stop was found to the delight of the walkers, but
after waiting an additional 20 minutes, thinking the runners had been run over
by a train, it returned to Appleby’s. The runners did soon arrive at the finish,
shortly after the beer van did, and all was right in the world. Circle was a low
energy affair, and then we broke off to get dinner at Appleby’s . . . and even
Dab stayed for dinner. Well done old chap.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1619
Wed, Jan 18th, 2023
Hazukashii's 45th JRH3 Lay
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Where: Applebee's,
4411 W Gandy Blvd, Tampa, FL 33611,
https://goo.gl/maps/NCms6JjodNUMUNFo7.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5-6
PM,
in Applebees.
Check In: 6-7
pm, behind Applebee's,
https://goo.gl/maps/k5FuKQuicqWhzJREA.
Trail: 7
PM, 3+ mi, with a shiggy level of 2, or less, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hare: Hazukashii.
Hash Cash:
$4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water,
beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water,
craft beer & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at
https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Cash App to
dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text
# 813-943-4855.
Safety: Please carry your mobile phone on trail with you, in case you get lost, so we can contact you to make sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at this hash. Also, bring a head lamp, or flashlight, and maybe reflective attire, as this trail will be in the dark.
On After: Applebee's.
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