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JRH3 Trail #1676
Sun, Jan 28th, 2024
JRH3 15th Annual Pirate Invasion Hash Cruise
Great Stirrup Cay Invasion & Trail

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Math Sucks & Taintless Superman were the hars and Rectal Room Mate was the RA. This was a very short trail about the small area where we were permitted to go. It looks like the island will be expanding in the future as there was a lot of construction going on outside of our area. Trail ended on beach, of course, where we conducted a circle in the water.

All in all, it was just another shitty trail!

Dab

Note: This hash trash was copied and pasted here from Haz' FB page at https://www.facebook.com/Hazukashii. Dab

We stormed the beach, and took no prisoners. After stacking the corpses on the beach, we commenced with a 1 mile hash trail (damn island is tiny) . . . but as you can see, I had to do a little extra scouting just in case we ever come back. Or, maybe it was the check back 77 . . . who can be sure? While making my way around the back side of the beach area, I got chased down by a couple security folks (lets just call them golf cart ninjas), who promptly got me turned around. I basically ran the perimeter of what we were allowed to see (and a little bit extra).

After an hour of ocean swimming, we circled up in the water and abused some of the pack that managed to do stupid things (yup, me included). As we walked back to the tenders, we just happened to walk past the bar, and you know, whatever. Had to stop for a couple beers and sing some songs.

Tomorrow is a day at sea, as we make our way to Falmouth, Jamaica, where anything can happen (yup again, my turn to set trail). I did not take any pictures of trail (just a few getting off the boat), but others did . . . and I'll post them once I get them.

Haz

Approximate Maps of Trail

Note: This map was copied and pasted from here Haz's FB page at https://www.facebook.com/Hazukashii and was not necessarily the route laid by the hares that we followed. That was much shorter. Dab

Trail Info (actual data)

10:45 AM - Tender From Ship To Great Stirrup Cay: Board tenders NLT 10:45 AM to arrive at the hash starting location on time.

11 AM - JRH3 Trail #1676: Follow the hash marks from the tender dock to find the starting location at Jumbey Beach Grill, https://goo.gl/maps/LNRTqHxdQutctnsY8.

11:30 AM - Circle Up For Chalk Talk and Hares Away: Math Sucks & Taintless Superman will be our hares. Wear something you don't mind getting wet on trail, like a swimsuit, or whatever! Make sure you bring money with you on trail in case you need to pay for something. We have been advised that our liquor packages can be used on the island, but there may be some additional expenses for food, souvenirs, etc where you might need some money.

Immediately Following Circle At The End - On After: To be announced during circle at the end, but probably some nearby beach bar & grill on the island, or, back aboard ship to watch NFL AFC & NFC Championship Foorball Games.

2:30 - 4:00 PM - Re-board Ship: Be back aboard ship, or at least in line to board ship because the ship sails at 5 PM.

3:00 PM: NFL AFC Championship Game: Chiefs @ Ravens in O'Sheehan's, Deck 7, Portside, Midship, or if full, try the District Brew House, Deck 8, Port Side, Fwd Ship, https://www.ncl.com/cruise-ship/escape/deck-plans.

4:30 PM - Hash Central - Spice H2O: Come relax in one of the 2, "adult only" hot tubs or cool off with a walk through the grotto waterfalls and then grab a drink and a lounge chair. Deck 17, Aft, https://www.ncl.com/cruise-ship/escape/deck-plans.

6:30 PM: NFL NFC Championship Game: Lions @ 49ers, in O'Sheehan's, Deck 7, Portside, Midship, or if full, try the District Brew House, Deck 8, Port Side, Fwd Ship, https://www.ncl.com/cruise-ship/escape/deck-plans.

8:30 PM - Dinner: Manhattan Dining Room, Deck 7, Aft Ship, ttps://www.ncl.com/cruise-ship/escape/deck-plans. And, don't forget, if you bought the group package, you get 2 specialty dinners, at other restaurants aboard ship, to schedule in addition to, or instead of, eating here.

Late Night - ON-ON AFTER: - During dinner our Mistress Of Misadventures (MOM), Math Sucks... will come around to our dinner tables and advise us on our late night "group" activity. This info will also be posted on Dab's & GRC's cabin door, cabin #14820, https://www.ncl.com/cruise-ship/escape/deck-plans.