JRH3 Trail #1677
Mon, Jan 29th, 2024
JRH3 15th Annual Pirate Invasion Hash Cruise
Mimos Mile Pre-Lube +
Walk The Plank & Jolly Roger H3 21st Birthday Trail
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Hare Toast
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Standard
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Fluff 4 F'k was the hare. U-Drive was
supposed to be her co-hare, but she wasn't feeling well. Blo-N-Go was the RA.
Trail started from the District Brew House and made grand tour of the ship
before finally ending at the entrance to the water slides where several hasher
took the plunge. Those who did take the plunge were awarded JRH3 beads or
pendants to add to their name necklaces. The trinkets also served as evidence of
their feat to be presented on the last day of our cruise that counted
towards prizes. But they got to keep the trinkets.
The trail map below is fake! Trail was aboard
a moving ship so the GPS would only show the course the ship was taking during
trail. This is just a guess to as where we were when trail was being laid.
All in all, it was just another shitty trail!
Dab
Hare's
Hash Trash
Coming soon if they decide to write one.
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Attendees Comment
Coming soon, maybe, if somebody writes one.
Approximate
Maps of Trail
Trail Info (actual data)
10 - 11:30 AM - Mimosa Hash Mile:
Meet at the entrance to the jogging track between the American Diner and
the Video Arcade. Ship jogging track, Deck 17, Mid Ship,
https://www.ncl.com/cruise-ship/escape/deck-plans. This is a "joint"
Jolly Roger H3/No Strings Attached H3 hosted event, hosted by Blo-N-Go.
What To Bring To The Mimosa Hash Mile: BYOEverything!
- Champagne - you can bring a 750 ml bottle of champagne in your
carry-on (this is about 25 ounces).
- OJ - Get on the ship.
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Vessel - the one you received in your Bootie Bag works well for this.
- Cell phone/watch - to time yourself.
Deets:
- At start, make you own mimosa -- mix at least 28 ounces of champagne
and OJ.
- Start your own timer before taking first drink.
- Jog/walk 8 laps on ship jogging track = 1 mile.
- Before each lap drink 4 ounces (must finish anything left by the end).
- Mile can be completed individually or as a 2-person relay.
- The first 25 people who complete the mimosa mile win a free NSAH3
Mimosa Mile memento
11:30 AMish - Lunch:
Garden Cafe Buffet, Deck 16, Aft,
https://www.ncl.com/cruise-ship/escape/deck-plans.
2 PM - JRH3 Trail # 1677 - Walk The Plank & Jolly Roger H3 21st
Birthday Trail:
Meet at the District Brew House, Deck 8, Port Side, Fwd Ship,
https://www.ncl.com/cruise-ship/escape/deck-plans. Wear a swim suit
or other clothing you don't mind getting wet. NOTE from NCL: "Swimwear
or dry wear with zippers, buckles, rivets, or metal ornamentation are
not permitted on any slides. Remove all jewelry before entering any
slide area. Eyeglasses and sunglasses must be removed.". U-Drive and
Fluff 4 F'k will be the hares.
Immediately Following Trail - Hash Central - Spice H2O:
Come meet-up with fellow hashers and enjoy the "adults only" hot tubs,
grotto and bar. Deck 17, Aft,
https://www.ncl.com/cruise-ship/escape/deck-plans.
8:30 PM - On After/Formal Night:
Manhattan Dining Room, Deck 7, Aft Ship,
https://www.ncl.com/cruise-ship/escape/deck-plans. Dress in your
best (Formal wear is optional, but use your best non-hasher judgment.).
We will try to get a group photo in our formal wear somewhere aboard
ship, hosted by our Hash Photographer & Travel Agent, Just Jennifer.
Late Night - ON-ON AFTER - During dinner our Mistress Of Misadventures
(MOM), Math Sucks... will come around to our dinner tables and advise us
on our late night "group" activity. This info will also be posted on
Dab's & GRC's cabin door, cabin #14820,
https://www.ncl.com/cruise-ship/escape/deck-plans.