Hare Toast 4/11/2018
Welcome to 2 Thighs, Applebees trail.
She had a co-hare, and he is a male.
His name is Bloody Z, and he works for Uber.
He's a very helpful lad, and kind of a goober.
Trail was pre-laid, in case you care.
So because of this, there'll be no hare snare.
The shiggy today, is a 1 or less.
So don't expect any shiggy,... I guess.
So that we can get going, and get on about,
Which way is your trail, which way is on out?