Here's to Just Dave
And Just Mike too
They're our hares
For me and you

This is Just Dave's
Virgin Lay
With Just Mike
To show him the way

This is Just Mike's
First time being in charge of a trail
Let's hope it is not
An epic fail

The shiggy level is
About a 1.69
So just follow the trail
And you should be

Repeat after me!

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Trail do delightus

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the shitty run
On off!

Hare, which way is on out!?