Here's to Tootsie Hole
He's our hare
Its a live hare trail
In case you care

So try to catch the hare
If you can
But you'll have to be faster
Than this man

The shiggy is
About 1.69 tonight
So the shiggy's going to be
Rather light

Repeat after me!

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hare do delightus

In the name flour
The ale
And the
Shitty Trail 

HARE!  How much time do you need?
Can somebody time them please?

Hares away!