Here's to Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker
He's our hare
His trail is live
In case you care

Because the trail is live
Catch the hare if you can
But you'll have to be faster
Than this macho man

The trail tonight
Has a shiggy rating of 1.69
Not a lot of shiggy
And rather benign
Repeat after me!

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hare do delightus

In the name flour, the ale
And the Shitty Trail 

Hare, how much time do you need?

Hares away!

Can somebody keep track of the time please?