Welcome to Le Tour De Hash
Stage number five
Our tail tonight
Is said to be live

Our hare is Tootsie Hole
He's a very fast hare
So try to catch him
If you dare

The shiggy level is
Said to be a one
But a trail in South Tampa
Is always a lot of fun

Repeat after me!

Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Hare do delight us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the shitty run

Hare, how much time do you need? Hares away!