Here's to Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker
And Tootsie Hole too
They're our hares
For me and you

Their trail tonight
will be totally live
So you can try to catch the hares
If that's your jive  

The shiggy level today
Will a be likely be a one
Mostly on sidewalks
But still a lot of fun

The trail will be in the dark
So make sure you have a light
We don't want you to get dead
Because its at night

Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Hares do delight us

In the name of the flour, the fun, and the shitty run

 HARES!  How much time do you need?
Can somebody please time them please?

Hares away!