Here's to Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker
And Wow Look At Them Jugs too
They're our hares
For me and you

Their trail is semi-live
In case you care
For those of you able
And wanting to catch a hare

The shiggy level will be
About two point six nine
Not real hard
But there might be some slime

Its going to be dark
So carry a light
We don't want you to get lost, or hit
As that would really bite

Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catch us
Dogus no bite us
Hared do delight us

In the name of the flour
The ale, and the shitty trail

How much time do you need?

Hares away!