Jolly Roger Hash House Harriers 

Circle Up: (Mandatory) "Saturday, October 9th, 2008

Suggested Poem or DD Song

1. Greeting: Circle Up. "Welcome to the Jolly Roger Hash House Harries Run #413"
2. Chalk Talk/Get Chalk: "Lets have the hares in here to do a chalk talk."
3. Hare Blessing: (Write a personalized poem, or use standard)
4. JRH3 1st Timers: "Who RU???. Say hello ???.Who made U cum, Where RU from. What do you do?
 5. Introductions: "Who are you?" (Point to people outside circle).
 6. Previous FRB:  (Extra wt & DD) GatorAteMyPenis, YeastInfection2, 2ShortOfA3Some, Bullshit, RacingStripes, Begs, SaigonSally, Harelip, Goat, PortaPussy, ToothFairy, JustMike(Demco), TitWhore, HarelipDogg, Farfromfukin, GayRodeoClown
7:Previously Missed Items: 2:JustKaren(Olesky), YeastInfection
 8. Hash Aerobics: (Live hares to burn time).

Blessing: Bless this hare, bless this trail, coppus no catch us, doggus no bite us, heatus no stroke us. In the name of the flour, the fun & the holly run, on off.." 

FRB: This is your down down song, it is not very long.


 

Honorary Down Downs: (Mandatory)

Suggested Poem or DD Song
Hares: "Trail trial. Any comments about trail"?
FRBs: "Previous BS & end. Wt to new FRB." (line 6 above).
Two Timers: "Get your blow job (Find 2 timers on members list).
JRH3 1st timers, Virgins & Visitors: "Who RU again? Did you have a good time? RU going to come back? Before trail we told you we were going to ask you to entertain. So, what do have?
Down Down Instructions: "We're going to sing you a song. When you hear the words down, down, down, down, down, put your cups to your lips and start drinking, When you remove it, put the cup upside down over you head. What doesn't go in ya, goes on ya. There's no time limit, so no need to rush. 
Birthdays, Onniversaries, Departing Hashers: (Ask for them)

Virgin &Visitors: You put your cup in your hand. You put the beer in the cup. You put it to your lips, and you lift the bottom up. If you let it leave your mouth, you give your cranium a douse. So, make sure you drink it down, down, down, down,..."

Multiples: Runs (Every 5) & Trails Set (Every 10)  (Mandatory)

Suggested Poem or DD Song

Runs 5:DogF*cker, DeepHyman, JustEric(Alexander), JustJossh(Caselman), JustKristia(Herz), JustSimon(Cooper), JustRyan(Hunt), JustWendy(Blagg), TitWhore, YeastInfection *10:OpenWide 11:Candy, SaigonSally, Toss 15:ThankYouComeAgain 20:Kiddie, 22:HoseBeater *25:AssWhisperer 30:DocFix-A-Box 35:Bullshit 40:Juggles, VCooter 44:PleasureChest 55:Fart 66:BenGay 77:RacingStripes 80:TheyFloat 95:TMDD 99:HockeyPhuck, Lucky 110:CFB 210:GRC

Multiples: "Here's to brother hashers, brother hashers, brother hashers. Here's to brother hashers may they chug- a-lug. They're happy, they're jolly, there f*cked up by golly. Here's to brother hashers may they chug-a-lug"

Violations: (Optional, except the Brainless Award)

Suggested Poem or DD Song
Chalk Suckers: "We need the chalk back" (pass bucket around).
 Themeless: (as applicable)
Gone Too Long: (Missed at least the last JRH3 hash--->)
 Autohashing: (Not beer truck driver).
 LateCummer: (Arrived after pack away).
 Awardless: (Missing headband, hashit, tokens, etc)
 Hash Attire: (H3 on clothing, themeless hashes only)
 New Shoes: (Drink from right one, not wrong one).
 Whistle Check: (Not hares, or beer truck driver).
#Brainless Award: "Previously: (HarelipDog & CasualFriday), RaidiesMan, JustDragon, JustRyan(Hunt) DeepHymen, ChoiceOfANewPenatration, (SexyWetBack/PhuckPoket/PurityOfA-Hooker) CamelJockey, BenGay, PortaPussy, MajorDisaster, IBSmart, (Beaver & WhoreMoans), WannaEarnAnA, Xena, (LightningRod & BJ's4DJs), Oxymoron, CasualFriday, RacingStripes, WS4H, PlasterBaitHer, ItsALongOne, CFB
 General Accusations: (Make sure this is after the hashit/brainless award).
Naming Candidates: Just (BillWells, ChrisMcRae, Darcy, Eric, JeffLondon, Jerry, KarenOlesky, KatieDrangle, RichKreiling, MikeDemco)

Gone Too Long: "Where oh where, were you last week? Why did you let us, hash all alone. You fat lazy bastard, you weren't even here. So, we fucked all the virgins, and drank all the beer."
 

Any Announcements? Closing Song (Mandatory)

Closing Song: "Swing low,....