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Mismanagement Positions

The below positions are appointed by the Flounder. They come and go based on regular, recent attendance, involvement and performance. If a JRH3 Mismanagement member's attendance drops below 5 out of the last 10 they will be considered as an "Honorary Member" of  JRH3  Mismanagement, which just means they won't be asked to vote on things. Even appearances count for attendance, but not for headbands. If you want a mismanagement position, just start doing something and you will eventually be appointed to that position. If not, then ask the Flounder/GM and he will likely appoint you to that position, as long as you set a good example as a Jolly Roger hasher. However, there are normally not more than one primary and two alternates for any one position, unless the Flounder/GM decides that there is a reason for more. 

Position
(In order of best attendance)
Name Duties Photo
Flounder, GM, Hash Cash, Web Guy, Beer Meister & Hash Flash
Jan 29th, 2003
Recent attendance 10/10
Dabadoo
(Dab)

Acts as the Grand Master (GM), stands around and tries to look important, brings the beer, recruits and trains hares, keeps the JRH3 web page current, keeps track of multiples, writes all this crap you're reading, appoints mismanagement members, takes photos, keeps track of hash cash, and finances everything when there is no hash cash.

Haberdasher &  H3vent Mangler Commandeered in 2006 & 2007 respectively
Recent attendance 10/10
GayRodeoClown(GRC)
 

Designs & sells haberdashery items (shirts, etc), advises the GM on big events and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Alt Hash Flash
Commandeered in 2010
Recent attendance 10/10

 

ShipWrecktum

Takes photos during the hash and the on after and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Beer Angel
Commandeered in 2010
Recent attendance 9/10
MathSucks...

Make sure the people doing down downs have adequate beer. Pours beer throughout the circle and otherwise helps out as necessary.


Alt
Blessing Meister & Alt Hash Flash
Commandeered in 2010
Recent Recent attendance 9/10

 

AccidentalAnal

Blesses the hares, the trail and the holy ale when the primary Blessing Meister is not present, takes photos during the hash and the on after and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Spare Hare
Alt Religious Advisor & Alternate Naming Meister
 
Commandeered in 2010
Recent attendance 8/10
HotQuarterLoad

Sets trail on short notice when nobody else volunteers, acts as the Alternate RA, Alternate Naming Meister. When not running the circle, supervises the OnSecs and Beer Angels, helps with crowd control and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Religious Advisor,
Alt GM,
Alt Naming Meister
& Alt Scribe
Commandeered in 2010 & 2008 respectivley.  Recent attendance 8/10
Casual Friday

Runs the circles, conducts hash religion and acts as Alternate GM, Naming Miester & Scribe and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Naming Meister
Commandeered in 2010
Recent attendance 8/10
HeadPlantVagina

Leads the group in namings, and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Raffle Meister
A
lternate Beer Meister
Commandeered in 2009
Recent attendance 7/10

 

Taint Tickler

Conducts raffles during the hash, brings the beverages & chips when the Primary Beer Meister cannot attend and otherwise helps out as necessary.

On Sec
Commandeered in 2009
 
Recent attendance  6/
10

Rectal Room Mate

Collects information from virgins and JRH3 first timers that live in the area, assigns and supervises the beer angels, does a roll call at the end to make sure everyone made it in, advises the hare(s) to go look for missing hashers,  feeds down down data to the RA and otherwise help out as necessary.

Beer Angel  & Alternate On Sec
Commandeered in 2009 &
2010 respectively
 
Recent attendance 5/1
0

 

Wanna Earn An A

Makes sure the people doing down downs have adequate beer. Pours beer throughout the circle, acts as an Alternate OnSec and otherwise help out as necessary.

Scribe Vacant!

Writes the hash trash and otherwise helps out as necessary.

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Honorary Positions

The below positions are appointed by the Flounder based on the same criteria as for mismanagement positions. Routine attendance and involvement is less of a factor, however, they must attend at least 1 out of the last 10 runs to remain on this list.

Position Name Duties Photo

Alt On Sec
Commandeered in 2010
 
Recent attendance 4/
10

WhineyBitch

 Acts as an Alternate OnSec and otherwise help out as necessary.

Beer Truck Driver
Commandeered in 2010
Recent attendance 4/10
Likes2Watch

Drives the beer truck when needed and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Beer Angel
Commandeered in 2010
Recent attendance 4/10
TagMyJuicyTarget

Makes sure the people doing down downs have adequate beer. Pours beer throughout the circle and otherwise helps out as necessary.



Song Meister,
Blessing Meister, Alt Religious Advisor
Commandeered in 2009 & 2010 respectively
Recent attendance 2/10

 

BlindPussy

Blesses the hares, the trail and the holy ale. Leads the hash in song when asked by the RA, teaches songs to new hashers and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Beer Angel
Commandeered in 2009
Recent attendance 1/10
Rash4Days

Makes sure the people doing down downs have adequate beer. Pours beer throughout the circle and otherwise helps out as necessary.



Other previously held, or semi-inactive honorary positions
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Nobody is ever really fired, or retired, from the JRH3 mismanagement, as long as they  occasionally show up. They just become semi-inactive and should expect to be called upon at any time to resume their previous duties.
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Hostitute Religious Advisor Commandeered in 2003
Virgin4Life Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2003

WillSing4Head Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004

*DickRash Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004

WrongHole Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004

ShetlandBoney Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004

Tampon Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004

HockeyPhuck Beer Angel

Commandeered in 2004

Knees2Cum Beer Angel

Commandeered in 2004

DeadFishTaco  Scribe (Hash Trash)

Commandeered in 2004

DeBoner Scribe (Hash Trash)

Commandeered in 2004

MoreSex Song Mistress

Commandeered in 2004

GayRodeoClown Name Mistress commandeered in 2005
KittyLitter Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2005

TieMeDownDick Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2005

Bullshit Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2005

Begs2Cum Beer Guy (Beer Truck Driver)

Commandeered in 2005

Oeadfist CheesyHo

Commandeered in 2005

RacingStripes Spare Hare

Commandeered in 2005

KittyLingus Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2006

GooLiteSpecial On Sec Commandeered in 2007
RoomService Hash Flash Commandeered in 2007
CaughtFromBehind Religious Advisor Commandeered in 2007
Chaptized Alternate Grand Master Commandeered in 2007
Chaptized Hash Chaplain Commandeered in 2007
Begs2Cum Spare Hare

Commandeered in 2007

3.5"Floppy SongMeister

Commandeered in 2007

XenaThePrincessWarrior Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2008

BenGay Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2008

JuggleThese Hash Jester

Commandeered in 2008

GooLiteSpecial Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2008

HarelipDog Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2008

MoreSex SongMistress Extraordinaire

Commandeered in 2008

Bed&BucFest On Sec

Commandeered in 2008

Bed&BucFest Scribe

Commandeered in 2008

Bed&BucFest Beer Angel

Commandeered in 2008

LightningRod OnSec

Commandeered in 2008

ShotByA-Whore Alternate Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2009

NautiCallGirl OnSec

Commandeered in 2009

I'llTake'EmBoth Beer Angel

Commandeered in 2008/9

PurityOfA-Hooker Beer Angel

Commandeered in 2009

LostMyBalls Alternate Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2009

LostMyBalls Spare Hare

Commandeered in 2009

TaintTickler SongMeister

Commandeered in 2009

GatorAteMyPenis Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2009

CasualFriday Scribe

Commandeered in 2008

CasualFriday NameMistress

Commandeered in 2008

KittyLitter Alternate GM

Commandeered in 2006

KittyLitter On After Song Meister

Commandeered in 2007

KittyLitter Hash Rubber

Commandeered in 2008

SaigonSally Alt Hash Flash

Commandeered in 2009

Note 1: Nobody ever really gets fired, or retired, from mismanagement as long as they occasionally show up and occasionally perform their function. They just become semi-inactive & should expect to be called upon at any time to resume their previous duties.
Note 2: If you used to hold a JRH3 Mismanagement position, but your name does not appear here, let us know and we will add it.
Note 3: On June 14th, 2007 the Jolly Roger H3 began making name tags for all mismanagement position. The tags are for current positions as well as previous positions. If we overlooked a position you once held, please let us know and we will obtain the tag for you. If we ever do overlook you, please accept our apologies in advance.
An asterisk * next to a name means that a name tag was earned but not yet awarded. Retroactive name tags are not given to people who no longer live in the area.


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