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Flounder
& Acting GM
Jan 29th, 2003
Recent attendance 7/10		 Dabadoo (Dab) Acts as the Grand Master (GM), stands around and tries to look important, brings the beer, recruits and trains hares, keeps the JRH3 web page current, keeps track of multiples, writes all this crap you're reading, appoints mismanagement members, keeps track of hash cash, and finances everything when there is no hash cash.

Mismanagement Members

The below positions are appointed by the Flounder. They come and go based on regular, recent attendance, involvement and performance. When there are two are more hashers holding the same position the hasher with the best attendance during the last 10 hashes will normally be the primary and the other(s) will be alternate(s). When attendance drops below 5 out of the last 10 they will be moved into the Honorary Position.  If you want a mismanagement position, just start doing something and you will eventually be appointed.
Religious Advisor (RA) & Alt GM
Commandeered in 2008
 Recent attendance 10/10		 HarelipDogg Runs the circles & fills in when the GM is absent, assists the GM when he/she is present.
*Scribe
Commandeered in 2008
 Recent attendance 10/10		 *CasualFriday Writes the hash trash and otherwise helps out as necessary
On After Song Master, Hash Rubber & *Chalk Talker
Commandeered in 2006, 2007 & 2008 respectively
Recent attendance 9/10		 KittyLitter Leads us in songs at on afters, gives massages and otherwise helps out as necessary.

 
OnSec, Hash Greeter, ALt Beer Angel & Alt Scribe
 Commandeered in 2008
Recent attendance 8/10
 		 Bed&BucFest
pieces_debra@yahoo.com		 Greets virgins, manages the Virgin Sign in Roster, collects hash cash, feeds down down data to the RA, keeps everyone's drink full during the circles, writes the hash trash when the Scribe is absent, or haring and otherwise helps out as necessary.
Beer Angel
Commandeered in 2008
 Recent attendance 8/10		 PurityOfA-Hooker Pours beverage during the circle, especially for those doing down downs, and otherwise helps out as necessary.
Haberdasher
& H3vent Mangler

 Commandeered in 2005, & 2007 respectively
Recent attendance 7/10		 GayRodeoClown
 		 Designs & sells haberdashery items (shirts, etc,  manages big events and otherwise helps out as necessary.
Honorary Positions

The below position are appointed by the Flounder based on contributions. Routine attendance and involvement is less of a factor, however, they must attend at least 1 out of the last 10 runs to remain on this list, except for KittyLitter, our snow bird, who's attendance has proven to be outstanding when he is here.
 
Alternate RA
Re-commandeered in 2007
 Recent attendance 4/10		 WillSing4Head
 		 Runs the circles when the RA,  is not present, leads us in hash aerobics and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Alt On Sec
 Commandeered in 2008
 Recent attendance 4/10

LightningRod

 Collects hash cash & feeds down down data to the RA

Song Master
Extraordinaire
(previously the Song Mistress from 2004-2008)
Commandeered in 2008 in current position
 Recent attendance 3/10

More Sex

 Advises the Song Miester on appropriate & non-appropriate songs, advises the Song Miester on standardized words to songs and occasionally leads us with a song during the circle.

Alt Beer Angle
Commandeered in 2008
 Recent attendance 2/10

I'llTake'EmBoth

 Pours beverage during the circle, especially for those doing down downs, and otherwise helps out as necessary.



Other previously held, or semi-inactive Honorary Positions
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 Nobody is ever really fired, or retired, from the JRH3 mismanagement, as long as they  occasionally show up. They just become semi-inactive and should expect to be called upon at any time to resume their previous duties.
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Hostitute Religious Advisor Commandeered in 2003
Virgin4Life Alternate Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2003
WillSing4Head Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004
*DickRash Alternate Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004
WrongHole Alternate Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004
ShetlandBoney Alternate Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004
Tampon Alternate Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004
HockeyPhuck Beer Angel

Commandeered in 2004
Knees2Cum Beer Angel

Commandeered in 2004
DeadFishTaco  Scribe (Hash Trash)

Commandeered in 2004
DeBoner Scribe (Hash Trash)

Commandeered in 2004
MoreSex Song Mistress

Commandeered in 2004
GayRodeoClown Name Mistress commandeered in 2005
KittyLitter Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2005
TieMeDownDick Alternate Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2005
Bullshit Alternate Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2005
Begs2Cum Beer Guy (Beer Truck Driver)

Commandeered in 2005
Oeadfist CheesyHo

Commandeered in 2005
RacingStripes Spare Hare

Commandeered in 2005
KittyLingus Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2006
GooLiteSpecial On Sec Commandeered in 2007
RoomService Alternate Hash Flash Commandeered in 2007
CaughtFromBehind Religious Advisor Commandeered in 2007
Chaptized Alternate Grand Master Commandeered in 2007
Chaptized Hash Chaplain Commandeered in 2007
Begs2Cum Spare Hare

Commandeered in 2007
3.5"Floppy SongMeister

Commandeered in 2007
XenaThePrincessWarrior Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2008
BenGay Alternate Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2008
JuggleThese Hash Jester

Commandeered in 2008
GooLiteSpecial Alternate Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2008

Note 1: Nobody ever really gets fired, or retired, from mismanagement as long as they occasionally show up. They just become semi-inactive & should expect to be called upon at any time to resume their previous duties.
 Note 2: If you used to hold a JRH3 Mismanagement position but your name does not appear here let us know and we will add it.
 Note 3: Alternate Religious Advisors were formerly called Joint Masters
 Note 4: On June 14th, 2007 the Jolly Roger H3 began making name tags for all mismanagement position. The tags are for current positions as well as previous positions. If we overlook a position you once held, please let us know and we will obtain the tag for you. If we ever do overlook you, please accept our apologies in advance. * An asterisk next to a name means that a name tag was earned but not yet awarded. Retroactive name tags are not given to people who no longer live in the area.


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