The below positions are appointed by the Flounder. They come and go based on regular, recent attendance, involvement and performance. If a JRH3 Mismanagement member's attendance drops below 5 out of the last 10 they will be considered as an "Honorary Member" of  JRH3  Mismanagement, which just means they won't be asked to vote on things. Even appearances count for attendance, but not for headbands. If you want a mismanagement position, just start doing something and you will eventually be appointed to that position. If not, then ask the Flounder/GM and he will likely appoint you to that position, as long as you set a good example as a Jolly Roger hasher. However, there are normally not more than one primary and two alternates for any one position, unless the Flounder/GM decides that there is a reason for more. 

Acts as the Grand Master (GM), stands around and tries to look important, brings the beer, recruits and trains hares, keeps the JRH3 web page current, keeps track of multiples, writes all this crap you're reading, appoints mismanagement members, takes photos, keeps track of hash cash, and finances everything when there is no hash cash.

Designs & sells haberdashery items (shirts, etc), advises the GM on big events and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Takes photos during the hash and the on after and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Make sure the people doing down downs have adequate beer. Pours beer throughout the circle and otherwise helps out as necessary.

AccidentalAnal

Blesses the hares, the trail and the holy ale when the primary Blessing Meister is not present, takes photos during the hash and the on after and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Sets trail on short notice when nobody else volunteers, acts as the Alternate RA, Alternate Naming Meister. When not running the circle, supervises the OnSecs and Beer Angels, helps with crowd control and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Runs the circles, conducts hash religion and acts as Alternate GM, Naming Miester & Scribe and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Leads the group in namings, and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Conducts raffles during the hash, brings the beverages & chips when the Primary Beer Meister cannot attend and otherwise helps out as necessary.

On Sec
Commandeered in 2009
 Recent attendance  6/10

Rectal Room Mate

Collects information from virgins and JRH3 first timers that live in the area, assigns and supervises the beer angels, does a roll call at the end to make sure everyone made it in, advises the hare(s) to go look for missing hashers,  feeds down down data to the RA and otherwise help out as necessary.

Beer Angel  & Alternate On Sec
Commandeered in 2009 &
2010 respectively
 Recent attendance 5/10

Makes sure the people doing down downs have adequate beer. Pours beer throughout the circle, acts as an Alternate OnSec and otherwise help out as necessary.

Writes the hash trash and otherwise helps out as necessary.

The below positions are appointed by the Flounder based on the same criteria as for mismanagement positions. Routine attendance and involvement is less of a factor, however, they must attend at least 1 out of the last 10 runs to remain on this list.

Alt On Sec
Commandeered in 2010
 Recent attendance 4/10

 Acts as an Alternate OnSec and otherwise help out as necessary.

Drives the beer truck when needed and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Makes sure the people doing down downs have adequate beer. Pours beer throughout the circle and otherwise helps out as necessary.

BlindPussy

Blesses the hares, the trail and the holy ale. Leads the hash in song when asked by the RA, teaches songs to new hashers and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Makes sure the people doing down downs have adequate beer. Pours beer throughout the circle and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Commandeered in 2003

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2005

Commandeered in 2005

Commandeered in 2005

Commandeered in 2005

Commandeered in 2006

Commandeered in 2007