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Active Mismanagement Positions
As of 6/19/2018

Position
In order of best attendance
 (last 10 hashes)
Name
(Hash Name)
Duties

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JRH3 MISMANAGEMENT: The below positions were commandeered by the GM. They come and go based on regular, recent attendance, involvement and performance. Active mismanagement members attend between 5 and 10 out of the last 10 (local hashes). Even appearances count for attendance (but not for awards). If you want a mismanagement position, just start doing something and you will eventually be commandeered into that position. If not, then just ask and you will eventually be given the opportunity to try your luck in that a position. Members are listed here in order of best attendance within the last 10 hashes. Out of town hashes, campouts and cruises do not count against mismanagement attendance (they are extra credit). Nor does missing hashes because of temporary reassignment in the military, job, or an extended vacations, etc. Ya just gotta have a good reason to miss 10 or more in a row and still remain in an active or semi-active mismanagement position. After about 2 years in a position, appointees should expect to be replaced in their primary role(s) and become more of an alternate. Once you become a primary Religious Advisor you are automatically considered to be an Alternate GM and your other previous positions may no longer be listed on this chart. All mismanagement members are considered to be "Spare Hares".

ELECTIONS: Once the JRH3 founder steps down from the incumbent GM position, at his discretion, future GMs will be elected by members having 50% or better attendance (out of the last 10 runs). GM elections will be every 2 years shortly after the JRH3 anniversary date of Jan 29. All other positions are appointed by the GM.

The below JRH3 Mismanagement members are listed in order of best, recent attendance, with in the last 10 trails.

Religious Advisor (RA) and
 Taco Tue Haberdasher

Commandeered in 2016

Recent attendance 9/10
 
Bloody
Sanchez

Conducts hash religion, founded and oversees the Taco Tuesday hashes and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Founder, GM, Beer Meister, Hash Cash, Hare Raiser, Web Guy & Alternate Everything
Recent attendance 9/10
Started JRH3
Jan 29th, 2003
Dabadoo (Dab)

Acts as the Grand Master (GM), stands around and tries to look important, brings the beer, recruits and trains hares, keeps the JRH3 web page current, keeps track of multiples, writes all this crap you're reading, appoints mismanagement members, takes photos, keeps track of hash cash, and finances everything when there is no hash cash.

Religious Advisor (RA) and
OnSec
Commandeered in 2018
Recent attendance 9/10
Virgin Mobile

Conducts hash religion, signs everyone in on the hash roster, collects hash cash, collects personal information from virgins and JRH3 first timers that live in the area, makes sure the FRB and FBI chains are available for the circle at the start, does a roll call at the end to make sure everyone made it in, advises the hare(s) to go look for missing hashers, feeds down down data to the RA, assigns hashers to award headbands/bandanas to those hashers with significant personal runs (10, 25, 50, 69, 100 and every 25 thereafter), makes sure the Brainless Award is available to the RA when he/she starts making nominations and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Naming Meister,
Raffle Meister, Hash Flash &
Alt Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2010
, Recent attendance 8 /10

 

Head Plant VaJJ

 

Suggests possible naming candidates to the GM, hands out naming questionnaire forms to candidates, sees that complete questionnaires get passed around, introduces potential naming candidates during the circle at the start, reads the naming questionnaire to the pack during the circle at the end, provides the RA with the questionnaire to conduct the naming, conducts hash raffles, takes photos during the hash and the on after and otherwise helps out as necessary.
 

Religious Advisor (RA)
and  Hash Flash
 Commandeered in 2015
Recent attendance 8/10

2 Thighs And A Side

Conducts hash religion,  takes photos during the hash  and otherwise helps out as necessary.

On Sec &
Alt Raffle Meister
Commandeered in 2014
Recent
attendance 7/10
 
Puppy  Signs everyone in on the hash roster, collects hash cash, collects personal information from virgins and JRH3 first timers that live in the area, makes sure the FRB and FBI chains are available for the circle at the start, does a roll call at the end to make sure everyone made it in, advises the hare(s) to go look for missing hashers, feeds down down data to the RA, assigns hashers to award headbands/bandanas to those hashers with significant personal runs (10, 25, 50, 69, 100 and every 25 there after), makes sure the Brainless Award is available to the RA when he/she starts making nominations and otherwise helps out as necessary. Acts as the Alternate Raffle Meister and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Religious Advisor (RA)
Commandeered in 2009
Recent attendance 6/
10

Rectal Room Mate

Conducts hash religion, blesses the hares, acts as an Alt OnSec , Alt GM and otherwise helps out as necessary.

On Sec and Alt Religious Advisor (RA)
Commandeered in 2017
 Recent
attendance 5/10
 

 

DarkHelmet

Signs everyone in on the hash roster, collects hash cash, collects personal information from virgins and JRH3 first timers that live in the area, makes sure the FRB and FBI chains are available for the circle at the start, does a roll call at the end to make sure everyone made it in, advises the hare(s) to go look for missing hashers, feeds down down data to the RA, assigns hashers to award headbands/bandanas to those hashers with significant personal runs (10, 25, 50, 69, 100 and every 25 there after), makes sure the Brainless Award is available to the RA when he/she starts making nominations and otherwise helps out as necessary.

OnSec
Commandeered in 2017
Recent attendance 5/10

Black & Pecker
Anal Wrecker

Signs everyone in on the hash roster, collects hash cash, collects personal information from virgins and JRH3 first timers that live in the area, makes sure the FRB and FBI chains are available for the circle at the start, does a roll call at the end to make sure everyone made it in, advises the hare(s) to go look for missing hashers, feeds down down data to the RA, assigns hashers to award headbands/bandanas to those hashers with significant personal runs (10, 25, 50, 69, 100 and every 25 there after), makes sure the Brainless Award is available to the RA when he/she starts making nominations and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Semi-Active Mismanagement Positions

Semi-Active Mismanagement Members are members who's attendance is between 1 and 4 out of the last 10 "local" JRH3 hashes, but make themselves available to fill in when the "Active Mismanagement Members" cannot attend or perform. They are like back ups or alternates. Members in this category are normally not asked to vote on issues and will be considered inactive if their attendance stays below 50% too long.

Religious Advisor (RA)
Commandeered in 2005
Recent attendance 3/10
Kitty Litter

Conducts hash religion, blesses the hares, acts as an Alt GM and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Honorary Mismanagement Member(s)

Member(s) deserving recognition as an Honorary Mismanagement Member because they have consistently contributed to the JRH3 for more than 10 years. Membership is not based on recent attendance.

Hash Artist, Cruise Planner &  Game Hostess
Commandeered in 2005
Gay Rodeo Clown

Creates the artwork for most of our haberdashery items like T-shirts, mugs, patches, lanyards, backpacks, etc. She has attended the 4th most runs in the JRH3 (610) and has laid the 2nd most trail (102) with a ratio nearly 17%, as of 4-28-2018. Over the years she has acted as Alternate RA, Haberdasher, Event Mangler, Spare Hare, Hash Flash and Naming Mistress. Co-founded the JRH3 Pirate Invasion Hash Cruises where she acts as hostess for the hash games and challenges and has been on every JRH3 hash cruise since they started. Co-founder of the JRH3 Pirate Invasions at Ginnie Springs Campouts where she hared many trails and acted as hash cook.

 
 
Honorary Lost On Trail Mismanagement Members

OnSec, Scribe & Religious Advisor, Commandeered in 2008 Created the Annual JRH3 Football's Back Hash, Hared 2 JRH3 Pirate Red Dress Runs and was up to hare a 3rd before she was fatally hit by a car on trail, in Orlando, on Aug 29th, 2014, doing what she loved to do among friends. She was a treasure and is much missed. God bless her and may she rest in peace. On Up!
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B&B
Bed-N-Bucfest
(Debra Desmond)




Conducted hash religion, blessed the hares, acted as OnSec, Hash Scribe, Alt GM, was a friend to all and otherwise helped out as necessary.

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Honorary Beer Truck Driver & Crash Space Host. Commandeered in 2006 -2018. Was always available to drive the beer truck, when needed and gave more out-of-town traveling hasher crash space more than anyone else. Larry passed away on Apr 2nd, 2018 after being permanently lost on trail due to brain cancer. He was a friend to all and will be much missed.
On Up I Be Smart!

I Be Smart
(Larry Graham)

Was our "Honorary" Beer Truck Driver, Crash Space Host and otherwise helped out as necessary.
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Inactive, Mismanagement Positions

Mismanagement members who's attendance falls below 1 out of the last 10 JRh3 hashes, without good reason, are automatically moved into the below, "Inactive" status. Nobody ever actually gets fired, or retired from the JRH3 mismanagement, as long as they occasionally show up. However, after 2 years they may become an alternate position to allow for fresh blood to get experience, or if their attendance stays below 5 out of 10 for a prolonged period of time. Or, they may become semi-inactive, or inactive and should expect to be called upon at any time to resume their previous job.

Hostitute Religious Advisor Commandeered in 2003
Virgin4Life Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2003

WillSing4Head Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004

DickRash Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004

Tampon Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2004

DeadFishTaco  Scribe (Hash Trash)

Commandeered in 2004

DeBoner Scribe (Hash Trash)

Commandeered in 2004

MoreSex Song Mistress

Commandeered in 2004

GayRodeoClown Name Mistress commandeered in 2005
Oeadfist CheesyHo

Commandeered in 2005

RacingStripes Spare Hare

Commandeered in 2005

KittyLingus Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2006

GooLiteSpecial On Sec Commandeered in 2007
RoomService Hash Flash Commandeered in 2007
CaughtFromBehind Religious Advisor Commandeered in 2007
Chaptized Alt Grand Master Commandeered in 2007
Chaptized Hash Chaplain Commandeered in 2007
Begs2Cum Spare Hare

Commandeered in 2007

3.5"Floppy SongMeister

Commandeered in 2007

XenaThePrincessWarrior Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2008

BenGay  Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2008

JuggleThese Hash Jester

Commandeered in 2008

GooLiteSpecial Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2008

HarelipDog Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2008

Bed&BucFest On Sec

Commandeered in 2008

Bed&BucFest Scribe

Commandeered in 2008

LightningRod OnSec

Commandeered in 2008

NautiCallGirl OnSec

Commandeered in 2009

GatorAteMyPenis Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2009

KittyLitter On After Song Meister

Commandeered in 2007

KittyLitter Hash Rubber

Commandeered in 2008

SaigonSally Hash Flash

Commandeered in 2009

Likes2Watch Beer Truck Driver

Commandeered in 2010

HotQuarterLoad Spare Hare

Commandeered in 2010

HotQuarterLoad Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2010

AccidentalAnal Hash Flash

Commandeered in 2010

WannaEarnAnA OnSec

Commandeered in 2010

BlindPussy Song Meister

Commandeered in 2009

BlindPussy Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2009

GayRodeoClown Hare Raiser

Commandeered in 2010

CasualFriday Religious Advisor

Commandeered in 2010

CasualFriday Scribe

Commandeered in 2008

WhineyBitch OnSec

Commandeered in 2010

GayRodeoClown H3vent Mangler

Commandeered in 2007

TaintTickler Raffle Meister

2010 - 2012

BigFoozyBalls Raffle Meister

2012 - 2012

LiquorInTheFrontPokerHerInTheEye Spare Hare

2012 - 2013

ShipWrecktum Spare Hare 2010 - 2013
ShipWrecktum Hash Flash 2010 - 2013
ShipWrecktum Religious Advisor 2010 - 2013
ThumperHumper Song Meister 2011 - 2013
SpicyDickSlapper Haberdasher 2012 - 2014
IndaLinda Scribe 2011 - 2014
BlowingForGold OnSec 2013 - 2014
Bed-N-Bucfest Religious Advisor  2014 -2014
SmackMyBitchUp Hash Flash 2013 - 2014
SpicyDickSlapper Religious Advisor 2012 -2014
IndaLinda Hash Trash 2012 - 2014
SnatchWrapper Hash Flash 2013 - 2015
GayRodeoClown Haberdasher

2005 - 2015

UrineTrouble OnSec 2011-2015
DiaperDasher SpareHare 2011-2015
ThumperHumper Religious Advisor 2013 - 2015
Dog F'cker Religious Advisor 2014 - 2015
RangerRalph Religious Advisor 2014 - 2015
RangerRalph Spare Hare 2013 - 2015
BermudaLoveTriangle Spare Hare 2015 -2015
WillyWankaAndTheCumFactory OnSec & Hash Flash 2013 -2016
LumberjackOff Spare Hare 2015-2016
NoTitsForYou Religious Advisor 2015-2016
IndaLinda OnSec 2011-2016
AccessAllAreas OnSec 2015-2016
ClitterPuss HashFlash 2016-2016
Shitty Name Religious Advisor 2011-2016
F'ckleUp Religious Advisor 2010-2017
WillSing4Head Religious Advisor 2004-2017
FieldOfStreams Religious Advisor 2017-2017

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