JRH3 CIRCLE AT THE START 

1. Greeting: Run #584, Sat, Jul 31st, 2010
2. Hand Out Chalk /Beer Angel: "Will someone please hand out chalk and act as Beer Angel.."
*Skip the next two items if this is a preset, dead hare trail.
*3. Live Hare Chalk Talk: Have hares conduct it, if possible.
*4. Live Hare Blessing: Insert Personal blessing here. "Bless this hare, bless this trail, coppus no catch us, doggus no bite us, heatus no stroke us. In the name of the flour, the fun & the holly run. Hares away!"
 5. JRH3 1st Timers:  "Who RU? Say hello ______. Who made you cum? Where RU from? What do you do? Welcome to the Jolly Roger hash".
6. Entertainment: "Song, joke, interpretive dance..."
 7. Returning Visitors: "At this time I would like to have all the out-of-town visitors that have been to a Jolly Roger hash before, join me in the circle". "Who RU???... Say hello _____. And where RU from again?  Welcome to the Jolly Roger Hash House Harriers. Arrrrrr!.."
8. Introductions: "Now that we know who you are, we're going to tell you who we are".
9.Naming Candidates: "NM, are there any naming candidates for this hash? If so, turn the circle over to the NM for moment to make the following announcement; "We are going to try to name Just_____________ at circle at the end. See me (or designated person) during the trail, at the beverage stop(s), or at the end to look over the Naming Questions Form the candidate(s) has either already filled out, or they are in the process of filling it out now so we can expedite the naming process. I will also take naming suggestions in advance, however, be prepared to tell us out load, during the circle, why you suggested your naming suggestion." (Turn circle back over to the RA).
 10. Previous FRB: DudeWhere'sMyDog, ShipRectum, TasteMyRainbow, Taint, HQL, Lepracock, MotherLoad, MetroNoSexual, FatBastard, FuckleUp, AlwaysTheBull*Skip the next two items if this is a live hare trail.
**11. Dead Hare Chalk Talk:
**12. Dead Hare Blessing: Insert Personal blessing here. "Bless this hare, bless this trail, coppus no catch us, doggus no bite us, heatus no stroke us. In the name of the flour, the fun & the holly run. Which way" On off?
13. Hash Aerobics:  Live trails only
14: ON OFF: "ON OFF!"








 

    JRH3 CIRCLE AT THE END 

1. Circle Up: Run #584, Sat, Jul 31st, 2010
2. Collect Chalk & Beer Angel:
3. Trail Trial:
4. JRH3 1st timers:
5: Entertainment:
6:Down Down Instructions: "You put your cup in your hand. You put the beer in the cup. You put it to your lips, and you lift the bottom up. If you let it leave your mouth, you give your cranium a douse. So, make sure you drink it down, down, down, down."
 7: Returning Visitors: (Skip this if there were none at the start) "At this time I would like to have all the returning visitors back in the circle". Who RU again? "Do you have a song?" (If not, then sing)  "Here's to fellow hashers, fellow hashers, fellow hashers, here's to fellow hashers may they chug-a-lug. They're happy, they're jolly, they're f*cked up by golly. Here's to fellow hashers may they chug-a-lug. So drink mother f*cker, drink mother f*cker, drink mother f*cker, drink mother f*cker, here's to fellow hashers my they chug-a-lug."
8. Two Timers:
. Multiples & Hare Tags: Runs: 5:JustRob(Oehler), PussyPropulsion *10:CrotchOnTheRocks, DogFckr, FatBastard, Smack&Quiver 11:HungLikeA-KenDoll, PlanBJ 15:CumsAboard, HotCarl, SpicyDickSlapper 20:AccidentalAnal, CowFluffer, Toyz 33:BackDoor 40:BatteredWoman 44:EdTheSock 45:PortaPussy, ShitzAhoy 66:JustLaidZ *69:FstDp 70:Dickfibrillator 75:Virgin4Life 80:RacingStripes 130:B&B
 10. Birthdays: "Does anybody have a birthday?"
11: Anniversaries, etc: "How about anniversaries, divorces, etc this month?"
12. Chalk Suckers:.
13. FRBs: (Ask)
14: Awardless: "Headbands/bandanas, hare tags and mismanagement tags"
 15. Themeless: (Skip this item if there was not a theme)
16: Hash Attire:  (If there was a theme, skip this item for people wearing something associated with the theme)
17: Whistle Check:
18. Gone Too Long: (missed more than 2 JRH3 hashes in a row)
19: Autohashing: (not beer truck driver)
20: Late Cumer: (meaning you arrived after the on off time)
21. New Shoes: (This is voluntary only! Put cup in shoe if they're reluctant!)
 22: Cleansing of the Brainless Award: MrBigglesworth, Taint, DudeWhere'sMyDog, CasualF, (OnAhead&IBS), ShipWrecktum, MotherLoad, AlwaysTheBull, ChoiceOfA..., Lepracock
 23: Brainless Award:
24: General Accusations: (Sitting down during the circle, etc)
25: Naming Candidates: "NM, are we going to try to name anyone today? (If so, turn the circle over to the NM.) "Will Just Allison(Bechetell) please join me in the circle."
26. Naming Questions: (Read Naming Question Form outload) "Any other info U want to be know? Pack question? (Send candidate away.) Naming suggestions and why?"
27. Naming Review: " Reviewing, no vote" (Recite) "Vote loudest for favorite." Recite each, pause after each, recite next, eliminate down to one).
 28: The Naming: "Hence forth and forevermore, until we decide to change it, you shall be known as _____________________________." (Turn circle back over to the RA).
29: Departing Hashers:
30: Announcements: "The next JRH3 has will be on_____at _____. The on-after is at___ , located at____. Pots on the floor! "."Swing low,...."