Hash Songs
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Some of the Standard Songs Sang at the Jolly Roger H3
All of the below songs end with the words "drink it down down down down,......"

If Your Girlfriend Tastes Like Shit
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If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over.
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over.
If your girlfriend tastes like shit,
You're licking her asshole and not her clit.
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over

If your boyfriend taste like shit, he's a homo.
If your boyfriend taste like shit, he's a homo.
If your boyfriend tasted like shit,
It's for sure he's packing it.
If your boyfriend taste like shit, he's a homo.

This is your down down song

This is your down down song
It is not very long

Mayor of Base Water

The Mayor of Base Water,
he has a lovely daughter,
and the hairs on her dicky diver,
hang down to her knees.
And the hairs!
And the hairs!
And the hairs of her dicky diver
hang down to her knees,
One black one,
one white one,
and one with a little light on,
to show you the way....

What a Wank

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank..
What a wank ,what a wank, What a wank, wank wank, wank.
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank, whata wank,
 what a wank, wank, wank.

Brother Hashers

Here's to brother hashers,
brother hashers,
brother hashers.
Here's to brother hashers,
may they chug-a-lug.
They're happy,
they're jolly,
they're fucked up by golly.
Here's to brother hashers,
may they chug-a-lug.

So, drink chug-a-lug, drink chug-a-lug
rink chug-a-lug, drink chug-a-lug
drink.
Here's to fellow hashers may they chug-a-lug

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday, F*ck You!
Happy Birthday, F*ck You!
Happy Birthday, F*ck You!
Happy Birthday, F*ck You!

Alternate Birthday Song

Hashy birthday to you,
Hashy birthday to you,
You look like a hasher,
And you smell like one too.
Drink it down, down, down . . .


Farewell Song

We hate to see you go.
We hate to see you go.
We hope the f*ck you never come back,
but, we hate to see you go!

Meet The Hashers

Hashers, meet the hashers.
They're  the biggest drunks in history.
From the, town of your town,
they're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds,
trailing shiggy through the years.
Watch them,
as they down a lot of beers,...

In Heaven There Is No Beer

In heaven ther is no beer.
That's why  we drink it here.
So when we're gone from  here,
our friends will be drinking all our beer.

Twenty Toes

There is a game called twenty toes,
its played all over town.
The women play with ten toes up,
the men with ten toes down,...

He's The Meanest

He's the meanest.
He's sucks the horses penis.
He's the meanest,
he's a horses ass.
Every since he found it
sll he does is pound it.
He's the meanest,
he's a horses ass!

Sally In The Alley

Sally in the ally
sifting cinders,
lifted up her leg
and farted like a man.
Wind from her ass
blew out six windows,
cheeks of her ass went
 bam, bam, bam,

Shitty Trail

S H I , TTY,  T R A I L,
Shitty trail,
Shitty trail,
the mother fucker
set a shitty trail.
I'd rather another beer.
than run this shitty trail,
S H I,  TTY,  T R A I L

Tit Song

Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right  tit hangs down to her knee,
If her left tit did equal her right tit,
She'd get lots of weenie from me.

Hym

Hym, Hym,
F*ck Hym....

Drunk Song

Drunk last night.
Drunk the night before.
Gonna get drunk tonight,
like I've never been drunk before.
'Cause where we're drunk,
we're as happy as can be,
'cause we're all part of the hasher family.

Count Down

10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
5, 4, 3, 2, 1

God Bless My Underpants

God bless my underpants,
Brand that I like,
Stand inside them,
And ride them,
Between my buns
when I run, or I bike.
From the waistband,
To the legholes,
To the fly flap,
Wet with piss,
God bless my underpants,
They look like this.

Two Legged Wonder

I'm looking under,
A two legged wonder,
That I overlooked before,
First comes the ankles,
and then comes the knees,
then comes the thighs,
and then the hinney.
I'm looking under,
A two legged wonder,
That I overlooked before.

Virgin DD Song
(By WittyTittyCarrotCommittee)

You put your cup in your hand.
You put the beer in the cup.
You put it to your lips
and you lift the bottom up.
If you let it leave your mouth,
you give your cranium a douse.
So, make sure you drink it down,
down, down, down,....

Gone Too Long Song

Where, oh where, were you last hash?
Why did you let us hash all alone?
You fat lazy bastard, you weren't even hare.
So, wer fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer.

The Naming Song
(By LUckyStrike)

How many trails must a virgin go down,
before receiving a name?
How many stupid things must they do,
before achieving their fame.
Well, your naming is here,
so go and drink a beer.
Its time to find you a name.

So Hashy Together 

Imagine Flour & Beer,
       -- a squat to pee
      No matter where the tit check is,
        they're fun to see
      So Jolly Roger is the Hash
       (where) you want to be
      no matter the weather...

      ...I can't see me hashing with anyone but you
         -till the keg runs dry!
      When we drink beer, Baby, it makes me just goo
        - (so) zip down your fly...

      We're Hashing Together!!!

    
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