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Hare Blessing
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Open your mouth & close your eyes
I'm going to give you a big surprise
BlindPussy & KittyLItter don't want any lip
For the Bondage hash, you and a partner
Will be joined at the hip
Four miles through Tampa-in 80 degrees heat
A little shiggy is promised
And it will be a welcome treat
If you don't get gagged & whipped
Or tied up to a tree
We'll see you back in circle
As Taint raffle off things and they'll be free
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
S&M Man no hurt us
Whips & chains no break skin us
In the name of the flour
The fun
And the hole run
On Off
HotQuarterLoad
BlindPussy & KittyLitter were the hares. YankyCrank was the FRB, HotQuarterLoad was the RA, WhineyBitch was the OnSec in training, BatteredWomand drove the beer truck and acted ast Beer Angerl, along with MathSucks and OnAhead drank from the Brainless Award for IBSmart who stopped in a bar along the way to watch a hockey game.
Dab
Thank you Battered Woman for adding 69 miles to Lepracock’s and my
hash run by zig-zagging the beer van through the mall parking lot while we were
chasing you for a half-hour! Also thanks to Taint for another successful raffle
of hash left-overs. Girth was ecstatic that he won some meat, and so are the
single harriettes. Thank you Hot Quarter Load for keeping the pack in check and
thank you Whiney for keeping the RA in check! By the way, how the hell did your
shirt end up in my car? I digress. I am certain Litterbox would like to thank
Smack & Quiver for tying his whistle to her bra; he couldn’t bring himself to
let go. Thanks to On Ahead for being such a good sport and taking the Brainless
Award like the classy dominatrix that she is!
Burning hash questions and food for thought:
1. Did Taint really need to strip all the way down, just to show us his little
bruise on his leg?
2. Does Blind Pussy own anything that isn’t tiger-striped?
3. Whose bright idea was it to run behind the mall so we could re-trace our
steps to the non-existent beer stop?
4. How many fingers does it take to carry a harriette over a fence?
5. Who really deserved the FRB chain?
Thank you wankers for another fun hash run!
On-On!
Casual Friday
Jolly Roger
H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Hash #554
Bondage Hash
Saturday, April 24th. 2010
Where: Meet in the abandoned parking lot located at 1101 E Fowler Ave, in Tampa, FL. Its on the right, or south side of Fowler, just past the railroad tracks going east on Fowler from I-275. Actually trail moved to behind the Phantom Fireworks Bldg just east of there.
When: Meet at 5:00 PM, on trail at 6:00 PMish.
Directions: Click here for a map.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north: From FL-54, go south on I-75 for 4.9 miles. Take the I-275 S exit, at Exit 274, for 9.4 miles. Go left, or east on Fowler, at Exit 51, for .5 miles and find the abandoned parking lot on the right just after the railroad tracks.
From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, to the south: Go north on I-275 for 5.6 miles. Go right, or east on Fowler, at Exit 51, for .45 miles and find the abandoned parking lot on the right just after the railroad tracks.
From Brandon, to the east: From US-98, go west on I-4 for 21.6 miles. Go north on I-75, at Exit 9, for 3.8 miles. Go west on Fowler, at Exit 265, for 6.7 miles and find the abandoned parking lot on the left just prior to the railroad tracks.
From Carrollwood, to the west: From Dale Mabry, go east on Fletcher for 3.1 miles. Go south on I-275 for .7 miles. Go left, or east, on Fowler, at Exit 51 for .5 miles and find the abandoned parking lot on the right just after the railroad tracks.
Trail: This will be a 4 mile, live hare trail, with one beer stop and one champagne stop. This is not stroller friendly, but animals could handle it. There will be shiggy and there are two short portions with extreme shiggy and one minor water crossing – easy to get over and not get wet. If you take the turkey/eagle split you will avoid the extreme shiggy.
Theme: This will be a “Bondage Hash”. Couples will be paired up and tied together, unless they want to choose other partners. If you do not have someone to be tied up with we will pick someone for you. The hares will furnish the bondage materials.
Hash Raffle: There will be a hash raffle during after trail just prior to the circle at the end. TaintTickler, our Raffle Meister will conduct the raffle. So bring your old hash stuff had have it raffled off to someone who will treasure it. One raffle ticket will be handed out per hash cash donations. In other words, its FREE with the hash.
Hares: BlindPussy & KittyLitter will be the hares and BatteredWoman will drive the beer truck.
Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After: The on after will be at Gator's Dockside, located at 5840 E Fowler Ave. To get there from the starting location, go right, or east on Fowler for 3.6 miles and find Gator's on the left. Click here for a map.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855. Click here for a map.