Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #561
Sunday, May 16th, 2010
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Hare Blessing

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

It’s another Adventure Hash
Casual and Saigon are laying a foot trail this time
So certain retards won’t crash

We’ll follow the trail
So be careful not to fall.
For awaiting all of us
Is a game of Kegball

Kick the ball hard
But don’t spill your cup
Cause the 2nd base Beer Nazi will then fill it up

Run round and round the field
And touch every base
And before we even make On-After
We’ll all be shit faced!

Repeat after me

Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Heat us no stroke us
Pitcher us no strike us out us
Jock us no itch us

In the name of the Flour
And the Fun
And the Holy Run

On Out!


Hash Trash

Holy rubber balls Batman! What a riot-and-a-half! Nothing beat spending Sunday afternoon with a bunch of fun-loving hashers with beer, flour, toilet paper, rubber balls and Federal Express boxes! Yeehaaa! We owe much gratitude to Saigon Sally for pre-clearing Circle of dead fish; though I did not appreciate being told I had to go home. Saigon and I sent wankers to the beach, through parking lots and tall shiggy, and then to a kick@ss game of kegball. Though attention to the rules were fluid, the enthusiasm was solid; lots of good fun was had watching grown men on their backs with legs up in the air discussing fair or foul ball. Big thanks to BlindPussy and HotQuarterLoad for RAing the Jolly Roger band of wankers, and as always, RectalRoommate did a great job covering their backside with his front side. Thanks to BlindPussy for doing himself in pre-circle to start us off; always a source of much rejoicing for us Harriettes!

The Jolly Roger H3 welcomed the Return of Turd (sounds like a movie) and sent him home with a fantastic raspberry on his upper thigh; I still think he was “out.” Not sure how MathSucksLetsF*ck got the FRB chain as I always saw her on her back; but that might have had something to do with her getting the chain from BlindPussy. ShipRectum sucked from the skull like a wank who’s got experience behind him, more on that later. Turd got his JRH3 blowjob after waiting four years, and was happy to receive it from the gorgeous OnAhead as she tied-on an extra surprise for him. I must hand it to the entire pack for offering an afternoon of laughter and tongue-in-cheek jeering for our virgins that they couldn’t have obtained sitting at home baking cookies with their mom.

Lessons Learned from JRH3 #561:

1. Know when NOT to toot your horn for being a kickball professional.

2. We now know what keeps TaintTickler quiet.

3. Tie goes to the wank with the “road rash.”

Classic Phrase from JRH3 #561:

“Taint, you suck a mean dick!” --BlindPussy

On-On Wankers—YOU ROCK!
Casual Friday

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
 Keg Ball Hash #561
Sunday, May 16th, 2010

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