Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #562
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010
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Hare Blessing

Rash For Days and Head Plant Vagina,
Arrr haring tonight, what could be fina?
Whichy ways, ladies checks, a beer stop too.
Light shiggy and check backs all to confuse you.
On tonight's trail, across a golf course we'll be cutting,
So pair up together to do some night putting.
Birdie or Eagle, are you handicapped?
If so, we brought Fuckle-Up, to sit on your lap.
If you're a virgin hHasher, or if you're a Pro.
It doesn't really matter, just get it in the hole.

Repeat after me

Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Sand us, no trap us
Golf cart us, no hit us.
Tiger us, no wood us.

In the name of the Flour
And the Fun
And the Holy Run

On Out!


Hash Trash

HeadPlantVagina and Rash4Days were the hares and the beer truck driver and sweepers. JustJoe(Loewy) was the FRB and HotQuarterLoad won the Brainless Award for loosing a shoe while intentionally going into a retention pond. Rectal was the OnSec, Wanna, Rash and MathSucks were the Beer Angels and CasualFriay was the RA.


Wowee, what a Wednesday night hash! Was that a circle that just flashed before our eyes?

I have to hand it to Rash and HPV, last nightís trail was well marked and the shiggy they picked was fantastic! The beer van was met at the designated beer stop, however some of us didnít realize it was a nap-stop as well. No problem, it gave us more time to chat about good porn flicks, like Brown-Eyed Sushi. I was happy to see a good number of wanks running last night--even those who ran the turkey trail; and you know who you are! Hahaha! While the shot stop was a great idea, the beer van didnít think so as it crapped out on us. Not to let that stop the hashing fun; kudos to ShotByAWhore for taking out what beer was left in his car and donating it to the cause at finish! Thatís one of the many reasons why we miss him!

Thanks once again to Rash and HPV, being the gracious hares that they were, they got out the shots from the van so they did not go to waste; and thanks to GRC for stepping-in as shot-giver so the hares could get their hot little fannies into circle for trail trial. As trail seemed to take 69 hours, circle was kept at 69 seconds so wanks could get to the on-afters before sunrise. Huge thanks to Rectal for keeping up with the On-Sec duties in record-time, and gigantic thanks also to the Beer Angels, WannaEarnAnA, MathSucksLetsF*ck and Rash4Dayz for keeping up with the speed-of-light-pace and taking the heat; as Beer Angels are the most important volunteer position in the JRH3 anyone could have. You guys rock! Thank you HotQuarterLoad for reminding us it is good to keep our sense of humor when the chips are down, as you ran without complaining throughout the second half of the 69-hour trail with just one shoe. You also took the Brainless Award like the champ that you are; now take your pants off! Fuckle-Up must have sand-bagged as he allowed JustJoe(Loewy) to steal the 1,069 pound chain this time around. Fuckle will have to think of another way to impress the handi-capped ladies this week.

Most of all, THANK YOU PACK, for putting up with the shortest circle in the history of hashing so we could all have time for BEER at the on-after. I look forward to seeing you wanks in tutus this Saturday, and you can look forward to having extra time to dime-out your fellow hashers (hash infractions), as we will have many to catch up on!

I now know the secret behind Caught From Behind and Harelip Dog losing their voice.
ON-ON wankers!
Casual Friday
Temporary Storm Trooper and JRH3 RA

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

Where: Meet at Maloney's Irish Pub, located at 9540 W Linebaugh Ave, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Directions: Click here for a map.

From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa: Go south on I-275, north on the Veterans Expressway for about 8 miles, left or west on Linebaugh for 2.2 miles and find Maloney's on the left.

From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75, south on I-275, west on Busch, which becomes Gunn Hwy at Dale Mabry. Shortly thereafter, go left on Linebaugh for 5.3 miles and find Maloney's on the left.

From St Pete, to the south: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay, north on the Crosstown Expressway for about 8 miles, left, west on Linebaugh for 2.2 miles and find Maloney's on the left.

From Lakeland, to the east: Go west on I-4, south on I-275, north on the Veterans Expressway for about 8 miles, left or west on Linebaugh for 2.2 miles and find Maloney's on the left.

From Clearwater, to the west: Go east on FL Hwy 580, left, or north on Racetrack Rd for 1.6, right on Linebaugh for 1.6 and find Maloney's on the right.

Trail: Trail will be dog and stroller friendly. However, it might be a little muddy due to the recent rain, so suggest you bring an extra pair of dry shoes along.

Hares: Rash4Days & HeadPlantVagina will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will  be at Maloney's, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

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