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Tie Me Down Dick,
Happy Birthday to you.
You're instructing a Virgin Hare,
As older Hares should do.
Just Allison is quick,
So we better run fast.
To catch this young Harriette,
Or to just watch her ass.
We are also here wearing,
Green and Gold colors.
To run with the Bulls,
And remember another.
But because we can't play nice
That is as much as I'll say.
So enjoy this live trail.
And have a nice day.
Repeat after me
Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Rain us, no soak us
Running shoes us, no lose us
Beer Van us, no break us.
In the name of the Flour
And the Fun
And the Holy Run
Written by BlindPussy
Delivered by CasualFriday
TieMeDownDick & JustAllison were the hares. JustJoe (Loewy) was the FRB and FuckleUp won the Brainless Award. Casual Friday ran the circles, RectalRoomMate was the OnSec and WannaEarnAnA and MathSucks were the BeerAngels.
Holy gorings Gispert! What a
pack! Another large number of wanks came out to play Wednesday
night for a chance to snare the live hares, TieMeDownDick and
JustAlison (virgin hare). While they gave the pack a good run
for their money, they were snared by FuckleUp, who secured a few
new digits by impressing both virgins with a hare snare. I was
impressed with the beer stop being inside an air conditioned
building and have to laugh at those wanks (you know who you are)
who took the elevator up to the proper floor to the beer. That
would have made a good accusation…if I can only remember
anything during circle, including that fact that we had a
naming! There were plenty of fun cheeks--I mean checks on
campus; I loved the one that brought us to 5 Chicks on a Bull
(porn movie?), who stole Aunt Jemima’s stash of kerchiefs and
oh, apparently there’s a sale on boots at Big Lots. But I
digress… Big thanks to both hares for giving us a fun trail!
Just Rich and Just Anna, thank you for entertaining us with your whistle obtainment (is that a word?), and Kudos to JustJoe for running trail backwards in order to WIN the FRB chain (cheater); I know JustWendy is impressed with her studmuffin! I am sure FuckleUp appreciated ShipRectum for cleansing the brainless award for him, as FuckleUp bought the brainless award AGAIN. I seriously think he doesn’t have to do anything but show up, to get the brainless award. Thank you MathSucksLetsF*ck and WannaEarnAnA for your fantastic Beer Angel efforts, the large pack is indebted to you both. RectalRoomate, as always, thanks for watching my tail and doing such a great job of it!
JustJoe was named and squeaked out of some very choice hash names; however, henceforth and forever more he will be known as-- until we decide to change it to Sebastian’s Bitch--Spicy Dick Slapper! Be sure to ask him the details!
On-On You Wankers!
Trail Directions & Info
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
6th Annual Running of the Bulls Hash
Where: Meet in the Whistle Junction Buffet parking lot (now closed), located at 5109 E Fowler Ave, in Tampa (Temple Terrace), FL. Its between 52nd Street and 56th Street.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions: Click here for a map.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75 for 13.4 miles, right or west on Fowler for 3 miles and find the Whistle Junction on the left, just after 52nd St.
From I-275 and I-4, in Central Tampa to the south: Go north on I-275 for 5.9 miles, right or east on Fowler for 3.8 miles and find the Whistle Junction parking lot on the right, just before 52nd St.
From Lakeland, to the east: Go west on I-4, north on I-75 for 3.8 miles, left, or west on Fowler for 3 miles and find the Whistle Junction on the left, just after 56th St.
From Carrollwood, to the West: Go east on Fletcher for 2.9 miles, south on I-275 for .7 miles, left, or east on Fowler for 3.5 miles and find the Whistle Junction parking lot on the right, just before 52nd St.
Trail: this will be a stroller and dog friendly.
Theme: Running of the Bulls, wear Green and Gold. Since this is also TieMeDownDick's birthday hash, feel free to bring a gag gift if you like.
Hares: TieMeDownDick and JustAllison will be the hares. A beer truck volunteer will be needed.
Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After: The on after will be at the Copper Top, located at 5112 E Fowler, which is located across the street on the north side of Fowler.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.