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Welcome to the Jolly Roger,
Survivor Adventure Hash.
Can you Out Hash, Out Wit,
Out Drink and Out Last?
GRC and Pet Me I'm Drunk,
Have Laid a trail down.
And somewhere out on trail,
A challenge will be found.
The Hash will form up,
into two teams.
And compete to survive,
As on TV you've seen.
If You Arr smarter, stronger,
Thirstier or faster.
Perhaps you'll be,
The sole surviving Hasher.
Repeat after me
Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Heat us, no stroke us
Challenge us, no defeat us
Hash us, no vote me off us.
In the name of the Flour
And the Fun
And the Holy Run
GRC & PetMeI'mDrunk were
the hare and the hosts for the survior games. TaintTickler was the FRB and the Brainless Award
winner. Yours Truly drove the beer truck, WannaEarnAnA was the OnSec,
TagMyJuicyTarget was the Beer Angel and BlindPussy ran the
circle at the start and HotQuarterLoad ran the circle at the
Holy intestines, what a day for a survivor
adventure hash! Many and glorious thanks to the 2 hares, GRC and
PetMe, for ALL THEIR WORK laying a great trail and setting up
the hash survivor games. What a workout! We had a great turnout
and thanks to all the wankers who participated in the survivor
games to make it a huge success! The mass participation made it
just that-much-sweeter for Saigon Sally and I to beat all you
wanks vying for the survivor winner chains! Oh yeah, we’re still
feeling pretty good that 2 middle-aged scrawny beer drinkers put
the hurt on all you military pukes, spry young-ins and CHEATERS
(you know who you are, HQL and BP). I’m not sure it was a good
idea to make us eat fish heads prior to the memory game however,
as all I could think about was how to keep the eyeballs and guts
from coming up in the green bowl of memory trinkets. Gispert
would be proud of all wanks who chowed-down on the Tripe and
washed it down with 69-day-old warm buttermilk. Is anyone but me
still wondering what the heck WannEarnAnA and PhukPocket were
doing against the fence while tied up together? It was pretty
Thank you BlindPussy for seeing the wankers through the sunburn of the start-circle, and thanks also to HotQuarterLoad for finishing us off in the pouring rain of the end-circle! It turned out to be a fantastic day on trail for six virgins; they all got to see not one, but TWO North Carolina BullDogs! It only took VirginMichelle 69 seconds to gouge-out her eyes. JustJanet celebrated her second Jolly Roger hash with a very entertaining Blowjob; and I’m sure ShipWrecktum’s sack will need a few weeks to heal from the bite mark ("No sweetheart, that's not the whistle!"). Even though TaintTickler obtained the FRB chain by cheating; I am not sure if HotLoad and BlindPussy have accepted his application for the HE-MAN CHEATERS CLUB. TaintTickler won the brainless award; seems he allowed too many dogs on trail and made JustJanet go blind. Huge thanks to Dabadoo for driving the beer van, it seemed we ran for 69 days just to get to it; after stopping at a fake silver beer-van look alike (WTF?). Wanna, thank you for your On-Sec efforts and thanks also to TagMyJuicyTarget for Beer Angeling!
I do believe most of us will be talking and laughing about this hash for quite some time!
If I think about eating Tripe one more time, I’m gonna barf…
Trail Directions & Info
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Sunday, May 30th, 2010
A toe tag will be awarded to all attendees who attempt this hash!
What: Out Hash, Out Wit, Out Drink, Out Last! This hash will include 3+ miles of foot-trail to solve. A series of Survivor Challenges will be held within the last one-third of trail as we complete trail to the On-In. Hashers will be divided into several teams. Teams will be eliminated via the Survivor Games until there is only one Hash team surviving. Nut-up, Shut-up, and Drink Your Beer! ARRRR.....
Where:Meet in the Vandike Community Proffesional Office Park, located at 17501 N Dale Mabry Hwy, in Lutz, FL. Its near LA Fitness on the south side of the strip mall.
When: Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PMish.
Directions:Click here for a map.
Go south on I-75, south on I-275 for 7.2 miles, west on Bearss for 3.1 miles, right, or north on N Dale Mabry for 2.7 miles and find the Vandyke Office Park on the right.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north:
From: I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa to the south: Go north on I-275 for 8.6 miles, west on Bearss for 3.1 miles, right, or north on N Dale Mabry for 2.7 miles and find the Vandyke Office Park on the right.
From Lakeland, to the east: Go west on I-4, north on I-75 for 3.8 miles, west on Fowler for 6.9 miles, north on I-275 for 2.1 miles, west on Bearss for 3.1 miles, right, or north on N Dale Mabry for 2.7 miles and find the Vandyke Office Park on the right.
From Clearwater, to the east: Go east on Hwy 60 across Tampa, Bay, north on the Veterans Expressway for about 12 miles, merge on to FL 686 towards Dale Mabry for 3.1 miles, right or south on N Dale Mabry for 1 mile and find the Vandyke Office Park on the left. Click here for a map.
Trail: This will be a dead hare, preset trail with a combination of shiggy and road trails. This will not be a stroller friendly trail, however, we will provide a map around the rough parts as necessary. Dogs may or may not be welcome as we are still checking on that.
Hares: GRC and PetMeI'mDrunk will be the hares.
Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After: The on after will be at the House of Brews Tavern & Grill, located at 17683 N Dale Maby. Its in the strip mall just north of the starting location. To get there from the starting location, go right on Dale Mabr for .3 miles and find the House of Brews on the right in the strip mall.Click here for a map.Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.