Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #567
D-Day Eve Hash
Saturday, June 5th, 2010
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Hare Blessing

The Invasion of Normandy was June 6, 1944
When the French had the Germans at their door

On D-day the amphibious invasion came on strong
And the troops were without beer 2 1/2 months long

Today's live hares Lepracock and Bed and Buckfest
Will help us remember the brave warriors with zest.

Surprise ambushing on trail might spark some fear
We'll all get through it as long as we see beer near.

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Water shiggy no drown us
Poison ivy no strangle us
Equipment no fault us
Sheer will power no fail us
Beer keg no empty us

In the name of the flour,
The fun
And the holy run!



Hash Trash

Holy liquid bird poop; Saturday’s hash was a scorcher! Another large pack braved the wet heat to run in combat boots and thick camouflage panties. Huge thanks to the live hares for a terrific trail and plenty of hash sense to give us wanks 3 chances to rehydrate within 4 miles! Perhaps PetMeImDrunk will sandbag when she runs the turkey trail again with her 69-pound chain-brassiere. The humidity was forgotten about when the gorgeous beer van driver LikesToWatch dolled-out hand grenades and other assorted ammo for trail ambushing. Thank you Likes for volunteering beer van duty again; nobody volunteers like you do! After watching WheresMyGoat run his little heart out in his sweaty cammoed kilt; it was a shame to see JustRichard slip in front of him to capture the FRB chain from his sight. Thanks to the first-timers for offering fun entertainment in circle; however PhukPocket stole the show with her 69-minute-long BlowJob. I knew PetMe was ready to volunteer as she was wearing her “Sunday best” blowjob dress; I kind of wonder how many of those she’s got, and if I can borrow one. JustStephani finally received her JRH3 10-hash cranium band which only took 69 years to get. The biggest kudos go to UdriveIllF*ck for the hash’s "Best of Show" by getting pooped on by a flying elephant in circle. The brainless award was greatly deserved and thank you for accepting it so gracefully. TagMyJuicyTarget and DickFibrillator were awesome beer angels, thank you two very much for keeping the pack wet--in a good way! WhineyBitch, thank you for engineering the technical intricacies behind my on-on sarong; you rock! HPV, the Naming Master of the Universe, did a terrific job with his very first double-naming! After what seemed to be a life-long wait for JustStephani to get named, she will now and forever be known as, until we decided to change it, SleazeFrame. After many entertaining “bad-boy” stories from JustJoe, he will know and forever be known as AccidentalAnal (we'll never change THAT one). Please feel free to ask them how they obtained their names the next time you see them.

Most of all, thanks to Dabadoo for bringing hash fun to our backyard, and also to all you wanks who showed up to participate in Saturday’s fantastic fun--we continue to have a great pack with each and every hash! You all make it a dang pleasure to share my JRH3 hash days/nights with you and let the laughter and beer drinking continue!

Casual Friday

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #567
Saturday, June 5th, 2010

Where: Meet at the Thompson Center Waters Office Park, located at 5463 Waters Ave, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 5:00 PM, on trail at 6:00 PMish.

Directions: Click here for a map.

From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa: Go north on Dale Mabry for 4.9 miles, left on Waters for 1.9 miles and find the Thompson Center on the right.

From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75 and then I-275 for 10.9 miles, right, or west on Busch for 3.4 miles, left or south on Dale Mabry for 1 mile, right or west on Waters for 1.9 miles and find the Thompson Center on the right.

From St Pete, to the south: Go north on I-1275 across Tampa Bay, north on the Veteran's Expressway for 5.9 miles, right or east on Waters for .9 miles and find the Thompson Center on the left.

From Lakeland to the east: Go west on I-4, north on I-275 for 2.5 miles, left, or west on Hillsborough for 3.3 miles, right or north on Dale Mabry for 1.9 miles, left or west on Waters for 1.9 miles and find the Thompson Center on the right.

From Oldsmar, to the west: Go east on Tampa Rd, left on Countryway for .8 miles, right on Waters for 5.3 miles and find the Thompson Center on the left.

Theme: D-Day Eve Hash: Wear your best/sexist camo outfit. You might just get ambushed!

Trail: This will be a 4+ mile "live"  trail with 2 beer stops. There will be shiggy, but it will be dog & stroller friendly. Suntan lotion and bug spray would be a very goo idea.

Hares: Lepracock & Bed&Bucfest will be the "live" hares.

Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Good Time Charlies, located at 4030 West Waters. To get there from the starting location, go east on Waters for 1.6 miles and find Good Time Charlies on the right. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

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