Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #575
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010
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Hare Blessing
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Fuckle Up and Hot Quarter Load
Are laying an urban trail
Both are worthy of a hashing song
If you can believe what Iím saying
They are scouting while laying
What can possibly go wrong?

Urban obstacles weíll encounter
While running this hash
Be careful and please pay attention
For crack-whores and squad cars
May make you crash,

And other dangers, Iím too afraid to mention
Last time the two of them Hared
I think they were scared
15 minutes they needed to lead the Pack
Studly Hares that need any more time
Than the standard 6.9

Should wear Taintís weights upon their back
So cut down your start time
And if you get caught donít whine
For the rest of us will only laugh and skoff
To pay for your snaring
Thereís something you should be sharing

And weíll expect you to take your pants off

Repeat after me:

Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Cop us, no stop stop
Beer Van us, no break us
Rain us, no wash away the trail us
 

In the name of the Flour
And the Fun
And the Holy Run

Hares Away!

BlindPussy

 
Hash Trash
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HotQuarterLoad & FuckleUp were the hares. MetroNoSexual was the FRB and ShipWrecktum was the Brainless Award winner. Likes2Watch acted as the Beer Truck Driver. Wanna and TagMyJuicyTarget were the beer angels. CasualFriday ran the circle at the start and pourd FuckleUp juice at the end. BlindPussy made ran his first circle a the end.

Dab



Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #575
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

Where: Meet in the parking lot south of the empty building located at 1029 E Twiggs St, Tampa, FL 33602. Its at the corner of E Twiggs and Maxwell.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Directions: Click here for a map. Click here for an aerial view.

From Wesley Chapel, to the North: Go south on I-75, south on I-275 to Exit 45A towards downtown East/West to Jefferson. Go left on E Scott St for .3 miles, right on Nebraska for .3 miles, left on E Twiggs and find the parking lot on the right at Maxwell.

From St Pete, to the south: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay to Exit 44 towards Downtown East/West to Scott. Go .6 miles on Scott, right on Nebraska for .3 miles, left on E Twiggs and find the parking lot on the right at Maxwell.

From Brandon, to the east: Go west on the Crosstown Expressway  to the SR-60, Exit at Exit 8. Go right on N East St for .1 miles, right on E Twiggs for .2 miles and find the parking lot on the right at Maxwell.

From I-275 and Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa, to the West:  Go north on I-275 to Exit 44 towards Downtown East/West to Scott. Go .6 miles on Scott, right on Nebraska for .3 miles, left on E Twiggs and find the parking lot on the right at Maxwell.

Trail: This trail offers some unique urban terrain.  Parts of trail will be virgin from hashing and other parts my be familiar. There will be a larger than life wall of ? And, trail is sponsored by the letter R.

Hares: HotQuarterLoad and FuckleUp will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Hooter's, located at 615 Channelside Dr where they will validate your parking for half off at the Channelside parking Garage. It ends up being $1 per hour to park there. To get there from the starting location, go right on Twiggs, right on Meridian for .6 miles, left on Channelside and find Hooter's on the right. The parking garage is across the street. Click here for a map.

On After Food & Drink Specials: "WINGSDAY WINGSDAY WINGSDAY" 10 Boneless Wings + French Fries or Tator Tots for $5.99 and Margaritas for $4.00. After 9:00 PM its 1/2 off appetizers, including Buffalo Shrimp, Tator Tots (LOADED) ...Duh... Hot Quarter LOAD trail. Fried Pickles, Cheese stix and "O" rings (for the ladies ;^) and 99 Cent Bud, Budlight and Bud Select.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.



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