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PetMeI'mDrunk is leading us once again
With a long hot trail with cold beer at the end
She said its 12 miles, I wish it were 5
Then PetMe could be haring tail live
We'll rid through town around and around
Hoping our craniums won't meet the ground
Repeat After Me:
Bless this hare
Bless this trail
May chains no break us
Pedals no fall off us
Tires no blow us... I said tires!
Cars no hit us
and coppers no slow us
In the name of the flour
Th fun and the holy run
PetMeI'mDrunk was the
hare and the beer truck driver on this preset, dead hare bicycle hash.
HotQuarterLoad was the FRB and ShipWrecktum won the Brainless Award.
What a fantastic day for
a bike hash! Big thanks to PetMeI’mDrunk for haring a fun trail! I know it was a
lot of work to lay 12 miles of true trail plus all the friggin’ checkbacks.
Thank you BatteredWoman for entertaining us with your infamous tuck and roll
dismount, and kudos to RectalRoomate for accepting the Big Red challenge and
earning a highly cherished and honored “I finished on Big Red” toe tag. I am
sure it will get him some digits at the bars. Thank you Dabadoo for bringing
your porta-pump with you; you made GRC a happy harriette! Thank you FRB/HotQuarterLoad
for showing off to the pack by giving it to yourself in the middle of circle, be
sure to let us know how your Friday night date goes with FuckleUp’s mom. And
finally, thank you Rectal for laying your nasty, “smells like ass” hat, to rest
in the dumpster. May the new one service you as good as the last one did. Thanks
to MathSucksLet’sF*ck for keeping us well-lubed, and thanks to PetMe for driving
the beer van and haring at the same time! I must mention that DonnyTheRetard,
a.k.a. ShipWrecktum, passed up a chance to have sex on trail with MathSucks for
a metaphysical conversation with Rectal; he certainly earned the brainless
skull. Most of all, thanks to all wankers who showed up for PetMe’s kick*ss
trail, it was a fantastic day shared by fantastic JRH3 hashers!
Trail Directions & Info
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
World Cup Bicycle Hash (Bash)
Sunday, July 11th, 2010
Where: Meet behind O'Brien's Irish Pub, located at 11744 N Dale Mabry. Its between Busch & Fletcher on N Dale Mabry across the Street form the Green Parrot.
When: Meet at 4:00 PM, on trail at 5:00 PMish depending upon when the game is over. Come early and watch the World Cup soccer game at O'Brien's. The game starts at 2:30 PM.
Directions: Click here for a map.
From Wesley Chapel, to the North: Go south on I-75, south on I-275, right, or west on Fletcher, at Exit 53, for 3.1 miles, left, or south on N Dale Mabry for .7 miles and find O'Brien's on the right.
From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, to the South: Go north on I-275 for 4.8 miles, left, or west on Busch, at Exit 52, for 3.3 miles, right, or north on N Dale Mabry for 1.3 mile and find O'Brien's on the left.
From Lakeland, to the East: Go west on I-4, north on I-275 for 4.8 miles, left, or west on Busch, at Exit 52, for 3.3 miles, right, or north on N Dale Mabry for 1.3 mile and find O'Brien's on the left.
From Clearwater, to the West: Go east FL-60 across Tampa Bay, north on the Veteran's Expressway for 3.5 miles, right, or east on Waters for 2.4 miles, left on Dale Mabry for 2 miles and find O'Brien's on the left.
Trail: Trail will be 10-12 miles in length and will be both on and off road.
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
Hare: PetMeI'mDrunk will be the hare.
On After: The on after will be O'Brien's back at the start.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.