Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #589
FaQ's B-Day Hash
Wednesday, August 18th, 2010
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Hare Blessing

Haring tonight are Rectal and Queef
Will we see breasts or will we see beef

Celebrating her birthday is FAQ
Born in the 80’s, and loves to screw

Run thru the streets of this old town
Find the shots and drink them down

And if you ask why are we hashing in Ybor City
The answer is simple: For friends, beer and titty

Repeat after me

Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Coppus, no stop us
Mosque us, no built us
Billy Ray Cyrus, No Mullet Us

In the name of the Flour
And the Fun
And the Holy Run

On Out!


Hash Trash

FaQ & RectalRoomMate were the hares, DudeWhere'sMyDog was the FRB and Rash4Days won the Brainless Award


Holy parasols! What an exciting trail! Who knew FaQ had planned her very own birthday parade for us to run through! Yeehaa! That rocked! Thank you FaQ and RectalRoommate for overcoming unforeseen circumstances, and big thanks to those in the pack who rode the wave of excitement with smiling faces! I laughed while running through the crowd at the parade, as an older gentleman mentioned that we must have been running-scared. The runners opted-out of the extra credit route, as repercussions would have found us behind bars begging for beer and cigarettes. All went well, as the beer stop was found and we sniffed-out trail that lead us to the finish (Udrive rocks); despite WhineyBitch’s “wrong-way” call-out. HQL, ShitzAhoy and I took the call-out only as a suggestion, and pushed-on.

Circle was fun once-again; we had mullet-heads, midriffs; birthday pudding shots and cold beer; it doesn’t get much better than that! Thank you Gritty, OnAhead, Rash, FatBastard, ShipWreckedtum, and AlwaysTheBull, for showing me what it’s like to be the lone egg in the middle of a sperm squirt! Three words; “save the beverage!” Congratulations to DudeWhere’sMyDog for being a show-off racist and obtaining the chain (FU’s mom likes fresh-cut flowers), and congratulations to Rash4Dayz on her engagement, which won her a down-down with the brainless skull.

Thank you Whiney and Rectal for covering my back so blowjobs could happen and multiple cummers got recognized. Thank you beer angels for doing a splendid job keeping up with a rowdy pack, and thank you Fuckle for assessing the pack for a naming (or no naming, as it worked-out). Most of all, thank you pack for making our virgins feel welcome, as it is nice to see our fun kennel grow with enthusiastic green horns!

Casual Friday

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #589
Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Where: Meet on the top floor of the parking garage, located at N 13th St and E 8th Ave, Tampa, FL (Ybor City). If its raining, or if its blistering hot, meet on the 3rd floor of the parking garage. It cost $1 to park there for 3 hours. Its caddy corner to the New World Brewery, located at 1313 E 8th Ave.  Trail had to be moved to 2001 E Adamo Dr, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Directions: Click here for a map.

From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa: Go west on I-4 for .7 miles, take Exit 1 to 21st Street. Go right on 21st St for .1 mile, right on Palm for .6 miles, left on 13th for .1 mile and find the parking garage on the right. This is the recommended route. The others may be shorter and even faster, but they are much more complicated.

From Wesley Chapel, to the north: From FL-54 & I-75, go south on I-75 for 4.9 miles, south on I-275 for 15.3 miles , take Exit 46A to Floribraska Ave, left on Floribraska for .2 miles, right on N Nebraska for .6 miles, left on Palm Ave for .4 miles, right on N 13th St for .1 mile and find the parking garage on the right.

From St Pete, to the south: From Gandy Blvd & I-275, go east on Gandy across Tampa Bay. Go east on the Crosstown Expressway for 4.9 miles. Take Exit 6A/6B towards Downtown East/West. Take the Platt St/Channelside Dr exit at Exit 6B on the left toward Downtown-East. Turn slight left onto Channelside, which becomes Jefferson St. Continue on Jefferson St for .4 miles. Go right onto E Jackson St for .2 miles. Go left on N Nebraska Ave for .3 miles. Turn slight right onto Nuccio Pkwy for .6 miles. Go right onto 8th Ave for .1 mile and find the parking garage on the left.

From Brandon, to the east: Go west on the Crosstown Expressway to Exit 9. Go right on 22nd St for .1 mile. Go left on Adamo Dr for .5 miles. Go right on 15th St for .4 miles. Go left on 8th Ave for .2 miles and find the parking garage on the right.

From Clearwater, to the west: Go east on FL-60 to I-275 northbound. Go north on I-275 for 4.4 miles. Take Exit 44 towards Downtown East/Downtown West. Take the Scott St ramp towards Downtown East onto Scott St for 1 mile. Turn right on Scott Dr for .1 mile. Go left on Nuccio Pkwy for .3 miles. Go right on 8th Ave for .1 mile and find the parking garage on the left.

Trail: Trail will be 2-3 miles in length with one beer stop and a special shot stop along the way.

Theme: Its FaQs birthday hash. 80s is the theme and best mullet competition since FaQ was made in the 80's.

Hares: FaQ & RectalRoomMate will be the hares.

On After: The on after will be at the New World Brewery back near the start. To get there from the starting location go east on 8th Ave for about 50 yard and find the New World Brewery on the right. Click here for a map.

On After Food: The bar is willing to work with us for a BBQ plate deal for $5 each if anyone is interested (special smoke-out they only do on Wednesday nights) or they serve kick ass pizza and apps till 10:00 PM. The bar just needs to know how many people will order the BBQ by Tuesday the 17th (or Monday night so I can call them Tues) so they can buy extra food if people want the BBQ for sure. We may have to ask for RSVP?

RSVP: Please let us know if you plan to order the special BBQ plate for $5 each at the on after. RSVP to Dab & FaQ if interested.

Who Wants BBQ: Click here to see who wants the BBQ at the on after.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

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