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Tonight is the Hobo pre-pre-hash Lube
So all you adults drink up, sorry Dude!
Hot Quarter Load and Ship Wrectum they are the Hares
They made some bold claims, that they can't be snared
They'll lead us across highways, just like Frogger
And if you survive you'll be rewarded with Lager
The trail is mostly urban so the shiggy isnít thick
If that makes you sad, Hot will show you his Dick
Even though these two think they are the best
I don't care if they're snared, as long as I see breasts
Repeat after me:
Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Beer stop us, no deny us
Package check us, no espy us
Ladies check us, no be shy us
In the name of the flour
And the fun
And the holy run
Holy hard pavement,
it was a great night for hashing in urban Tampa! The weather was fantastic, the
hares were live, and BlindPussy gave his usual humorous blessing. Trail took us
up and down parking garages and on sidewalks with checks on each and every
corner. BlindPussy lead the coup who blew through most of the gentlemenís
checks, therefore robbing us harriettes of WOC opportunities. Kudos to those
harriers who made up for BPís rogue behavior!
SpicyDickSlapper made it to the beer stop first as well as to finish, beating out our hashing visitor ArabInTheRafters who ran like a gazelle. I gotta wonder how much Spicy paid the beer van driver to tell Arab the beer stop was a hash halt. I know Spicy was disappointed when he heard Momma Fuckleís panties are MIA; he was so ready to get in them. We all blame the MIA panty status on RectalRoommate as he was last seen sporting the prize--now FuckleUp has to rifle through his momís drawers again for FRB Prize Version 2.0.
Many thanks to the hares for teasing the pack by laying trail next to the on-afters before finish; you guys suck. Thank you AndrewDiceGay for volunteering beer van duty. Thank you MathSucksLetsF*ck for your beer angel efforts (and anyone who might have helped her out). And thank you TasteMyRainbow for sharing FBI status and chaining me up; love it! Rectal, thanks for watching my backside. And, thank you Fuckle for making us all laugh while obtaining the brainless award for backing out of watching free porn...what were you thinking? Special thanks to Rash4Dayz for sharing TWO Ladiesí checks with me and giving BPís posse well-deserved blue balls.
As always, huge thanks to all wanks who came out to share Wednesday night laughing and drinking beer with fellow JRH3 wankers. You guys rock!
Trail Directions & Info
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Hobo Pre-Pre-Lube Hash
Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
What is a Hobo Hash? Its a group of traveling hashers who visit at least 3 out-of-town hashes over a 3-4 day period. The Hobo Hash this years leaves for Gainesville, on Friday, September 3rd. Then on to Tallahassee on Saturday and finally to Panama City on Sunday. Prior to going the group is hashing locally with the Jolly Roger H3 on this date and then with the TBH3 on Thursday. If interested in going with them, contact RectalRoomMate at hbomb48224@yahoo.
Where: Meet on the top floor of the Publix Greenwise Parking Garage, located at 2403 W Azeele St, Tampa, FL.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions: Click here for a map.
From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa: Go south on I-275 for 2.1 miles. Take the Howard/Armenia exit, at Exit 42, onto W Green St for .4 miles. Go left on Armenia Ave for 1.1 miles, left on Azeele St and find Publix Parking Garage on the immediate left.
From Wesley Chapel, to the North: Go south on I-75 to I-275 south for 18 miles. Take the Howard/Armenia exit, at Exit 42, onto W Green St for .4 miles. Go left on Armenia Ave for 1.1 miles, left on Azeele St and find Publix Parking Garage on the immediate left.
From St. Pete, to the South: Starting at Gandy, go north on I-275 for 13.8 miles. Take the Armenia Ave exit, at Exit 42 for .4 miles. Go right on Armenia for 1 mile, left on Azeele St and find Publix Parking Garage on the immediate left.
From Lakeland, to the East: Go west on I-4 and then south on I-275 for 2.1 miles. Take the Howard/Armenia exit, at Exit 42, onto W Green St for .4 miles. Go left on Armenia Ave for 1.1 miles, left on Azeele St and find Publix Parking Garage on the immediate left.
From Clearwater, to the West: Go east on FL-60 to I-275. Go north on I-275 for 2.9 miles. Take the Armenia Ave exit, at Exit 42 for .4 miles. Go right on Armenia for 1 mile, left on Azeele St and find Publix Parking Garage on the immediate left.
Hares: HotQuarterLoad & ShipWrecktum will be the hares.
On After: The on after will be at the Deck Pizza & Pub where they will have $1 slices of pizza, $1 draft beers and $1 glasses of wine. We will be able to sing hash songs there! To visit their website, go to http://thedeckpizza.com/index.html. The Deck Pizza & Pub is located at 2202 W Platt St. To get there from the starting location, go east on Azeele, left on S Moody Ave, right on Platt for .1 mile and find the Deck Pizza & Pub on the right.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.
Phone Number:For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.